Write about a unique relationship between an immortal and a time traveler.
Okay, but Counterclockwise.
I mean, strained romance might not exactly be “unique” but…
Write about a unique relationship between an immortal and a time traveler.
Okay, but Counterclockwise.
I mean, strained romance might not exactly be “unique” but…
A is for Afraid,
you’re born then you die,
B is for Bitter,
choking down all the lies.
C is for Cursed,
no optimists here,
D is for Deals,
trade hunger for fear.
E is for Effort,
doesn’t matter at all,
F is for Flight,
or maybe for Fall.
G is for Garbage,
another man’s treasure,
H is for Hell,
all pain no pleasure.
I is for Individual,
as in me, myself, and–
J is for Justice,
none within hand.
K is for Knife,
then later for Knight.
L is for Luck,
lunches, laughter, and light.
M is for Manor,
a shining, gold stage.
N is for Nightwing,
all sorrow and rage.
O is for Orange,
because why the fuck not?
P is for Pennyworth,
shit, is Alfred listening?
Q is for Questions,
no answers, just silence,
R is for Robin,
magic beyond science.
S is for Spoiler,
ruling from her tower.
T is for Titans,
teamwork over power.
U is for Understudy,
for obvious reason.
V is for Villains,
throughout every season.
W is for Wounded,
this new family’s heart,
X as in Red,
Hood takes them apart.
Y is for Yellow,
the signal in the sky,
Z is for Zip-line,
it’s time to fly.
~
A/N: @heartslogos’ Rewind and Remix has a bit of a throwaway line regarding Jason’s “personal alphabet” including Afraid, Bitter, and Cursed and I was like–I wonder what the rest of that alphabet might be.
Okay I just binge-watched all 11 episodes of Voltron: Legendary Defenders and here are some theories that will probably be jossed somehow in season 2, I dunno, let’s go:
(These will probably contain spoilers so everything under the cut. If you’re on mobile, turn back now)
I think it’d be suuper cool if Red Lion Paladin was Allura’s mother.
The paladins were told to go as far away as they could (or, alternatively, hide their Lions where the Galra couldn’t reach). Red and Blue Lions headed to the other side of the universe (aka, our solar system)
Red Lion was on Cerberos (which explains why the Galra already had it) and Red Paladin likely had to abandon it there and hitch a ride onward to Earth with Blue Lion
(I mean, alternatively, given how far they travelled without a wormhole, they simply might have died of old age? Like… they couldn’t run anymore and had to stash their Lions in our solar system while they still could?)
The red panels on the Blue Lion are originally pieces from the Red Lion (like field medicine for magical machines) which explain why Keith was able to sense it even though it’s not his
Keith and/or Lance are descended from either of the previous Red and Blue Paladins.
I’m a little iffy on who from who though because… Lance is probs of Altean descent which means either Allura’s mother had another kid (I mean, by that point, probs she was a widow so it’s not like it was cheating?) or Blue Paladin was also Altean.
But it’s been highly hinted/implied that Keith is the one with non-human ancestry and possibly Galra ancestry at that. And for that to mesh with my first theory, then the Blue Paladin would have to have been Galra?
Hm… I dunno…
Previous Yellow Paladin was Balmeran. Just because that would be so poetic and, well, if the Yellow Lion’s power is earth/stone/rock then…
Matt is somehow on the Galra’s side–like… maybe it’s mind-controll-y or maybe they used evil logic, but that’s definitely a thing. Maybe he has evil space magic which he thought he could control and get home with but instead it corrupts the user. Haggar’s apprentice?
Okay but seriously, no way Shiro is a teenager. Maybe he was just barely 19 when the Cerberos mission first left, but no way is he still a teenager now. No. I won’t allow it. Space dad cannot be a teen space dad.
Also, how old was Matt when he was chosen for that mission then? I mean, like, if genius runs in the family then maybe he graduated early but he can’t have been younger than 16? That’d be… oh, wait, no… the math works like that, then. I mean, he’d have been a scrawny 16 year old but I guess it works technically?
… That’s all I can think of right now. So I guess my previous paladin line up would be:
Black Lion – Zarkon (Galra)
Red Lion – Allura’s Mother (Altean)
Green Lion – ????
Maybe Haggar? Or whatever species Haggar is? (Is she Galra too? I dunno, it’s an empire, they have other species… why are all the evil people purple?)
Blue Lion – ???? (either an Altean or a Galra)
Yellow Lion – ???? (Balmeran)
I dunno, it’s three in the morning, I probably shouldn’t have watched all of them straight through, but whatever. I’m tired.
Someone come scream with me about this, though.
…
Hahaha…
…
um…
So, I guess the more face-saving reason is that I’m going vaguely chronologically? In the sense that “she who kills the kingslayer” happens during the Konoha Chuunin Exams then comes “she who ousts the traitor” which is after she gets hit by Tsukuyomi and then “she who seizes the throne” starts actually where DoS canon is now (as of chapters in the early 100s).
…
The more embarrassing reason is that I haven’t actually read/watched all of Naruto Shippuden. I mean, I know what happens in it because of spoilers/wiki pages… but I’m… more of a fan of the world than the canon, if that makes any sense. Which is why I’m so fond of DoS because it repackages Naruto canon in a way that I find more palatable and, actually, with far less plot holes so…
In short, I’m basically coming up with these as I read DoS and branching off from there.

Oh, wow, that’s a lot of questions. I guess the easiest (and arguably most important) to answer would be the matter of the Nara clan regarding one of their own being the Hokage.
And right off the bat I can say, very surprised. Because here’s the thing. The Nara clan are all very intelligent. That, almost more than their shadow jutsu, is what they’re known for. But they’re also known for being really unambitious. Like–they excel in their chosen fields despite their laziness.
The position of Jounin Commander? It’s not actually a hereditary one–it just looks like it, because for the past three generations (if not more) the most qualified person to wrangle elite jounin and deploy Konoha’s troops strategically has happened to be a Nara. Specifically, the Nara who has been groomed to lead people as a matter of birth (as opposed to the other members of the clan who are more than happy to fall into place). Head of the Nara Clan and Jounin Commander has become conflated over the years, but they’re not actually the same.
Additionally, the Nara aren’t a Noble clan or particularly prestigious. As I said previously, their three most distinctive qualities are their intelligence, laziness, and their shadow jutsu–which isn’t even a blood limit. Technically, anyone can do shadow jutsu, it just takes a non-Nara way more chakra to do it.
So it’s my personal belief that the Akimichi (as one of Konoha’s four Noble clans) were, in the Warring Clans Era, the liege clan to the Yamanaka and Nara vassals. I forget where exactly I’ve read this, but likely it’s something like–the Akimichi owned the land while the Nara tended their herds and the Yamanaka their agriculture. And, you know, that evolved over time–servants becoming allies becoming friends–but there’s still a hint of hierarchy?
Basically, no one ever expected a Hokage to come from the Ino-Shika-Cho clans–and even if they did, money probably would have been on an Akimichi. Simply because, given that the Hokage must be the strongest shinobi in the village (or, at the very least, have a strong enough battle presence that they can do the position justice) of the three clans the Akimichi are the ones who are heavy hitters (pun not intended).
It’s only lately (Shikaku, passing on variant techniques to his children) that the Nara shadow jutsu have become more than just paralyze/control. And it’s been stated that most Nara focus and specialize on the shadow jutsu as opposed to branching out.
I mean, obviously, Shikako is unique to the Nara clan–having other skills to fall back on. In fact, the shadow jutsu aren’t even her main staple in battle. But as a whole, the Nara clan isn’t what anyone in Konoha would call… legendary.
So, yes, the Nara clan is very surprised to see one of their own wearing the hat. But given in this iteration (she who ousts the traitor) it was because of her outmaneuvering Danzo (or, at least, turning the clans against Danzo via politics) that, at least, is a very Nara way to become Hokage.
As for the matter of reinstating Uzu–that is, granting the Uzumaki “clan” a seat in the senate, well… she basically guilted everyone into voting unanimously, so there some mixed feelings. Not all good.
This is how I think everyone voted originally (before the guilt tripping) and why:
Senju: yes – seeing as how the Senju is a clan of one and that one is Tsunade who very obviously has a soft spot for Naruto and, you know, is herself an Uzumaki descendant. I don’t see why she would vote any other way.
Uchiha: yes – again, similar to Tsunade, except with Sasuke. And given he is also a twelve/thirteen year old head of a clan of one, he doesn’t see why Naruto shouldn’t also get the full (boring) benefits of having a seat in the senate.
Hyuuga: no – they very clearly value their hierarchy and wouldn’t really approved of one such person being elevated above their status. And it’s not even really anything against Naruto personally–because Minato was well-respected as Hokage and Kushina a very powerful shinobi in her own right–but there’s a difference between strength and nobility (as a social class)
Aburame: no – again, not out of anything personal, mostly just that they don’t really see why Sasuke has a vote and don’t think that should also be extended to Naruto. They’re okay with Tsunade, even the is also a clan of one, because they’re a matriarchal society and also Tsunade is an adult and one of the legendary Sannin at that. Like… arguably her decisions would have the weight of experience and maturity, whereas two teenaged boys who don’t speak on behalf of anyone besides themselves (they are clans of one) shouldn’t be given so much power.
Inuzuka: maybe? – this one I’m kind of unsure about because, on the one hand, they don’t see anything wrong with Naruto/the Uzumaki clan having what arguably should be his. Inuzuka loyalty and all that. But on the other hand, it might seem like a puppy being told to go make his own pack or go be a lone wolf. Is he prepared? Probably not.
Akimichi: surprisingly, no – this one is more in line with the puppy going off on his own. Naruto just isn’t ready. Akimichi are really big on PROTECT THE CHILDREN. They’d probably suggest something like… have a rank cap or something–once he hits jounin, then he can get the seat. (Even though Sasuke already has one and he’s teeechnically still a genin, too. And, you know, the Hokage also).
Nara: probably? – they’re still mostly bewildered at having one of their own be Hokage and implementing such radical changes in the government that they kinda just go along with whatever she wants.
Yamanaka: it depends – even if the clan head (and, thus, the senate seat holder) isn’t Inoichi, I feel like the Yamanaka would be able to tell where this proposal is going to go. Like… if a Nara knows what an enemy is going to do three steps ahead in battle, a Yamanaka probably knows what someone is going to argue even before the subject is brought up. Obviously, the Hokage has proposed giving the Uzumaki clan a seat for a reason. And given she’s the Hokage because she was able to convince the clans that Danzo was scum of the earth, it’s not hard to predict that she’ll be able to convince them to do this thing. So… probably yes, just because they’re too intuitive not to know what Shikako wants.
And then all the guilt tripping changes the votes of the Hyuuga, Aburame, (and Inuzuka, maybe), and Akimichi (though, really, their original no wasn’t all that firm of one anyway). Hiashi probably maintains some degree of begrudging disgruntlement (ahahaha, surprise you asshole, Naruto’s going to be your son-in-law, probably) but he’s already given in once and Shikako is definitely going to use this as a foothold to give other people seats in the senate.
The Aburame clan matriarch is kinda… well, if she’s Shibi’s mother (as I theorized in the original Hail To The Queen chapter) then she’s probably old enough to have had been a active shinobi before Uzushio fell. She would have had friends from Uzu, probably including Uzumaki, and given how old Mito was? She probably remembers her and how much she did for the village, even after her husband (and children? like…. what happened to Tsunade’s parents and uncles/aunts?) died. The Uzumaki isn’t much now, but maybe they will be, and so they say yes more out of a desire to honor the past and welcome the future than for Naruto himself. The Aburame are both detail-oriented AND big-picture people.
In the future, Shikako does go about adding more clans to the senate (though, no more one-people clans; sorry, Kakashi). And, eventually, a way to represent non-clan shinobi (maybe by job description? Or geographic population? I’m not sure). This particular Shikako wants her reign to be as transparent and non-dictatorial as possible.
“This is not a story.”
She thinks of her brother, missing one arm. She thinks of her best friend, eyes split through with a pupil like cracked glass.
She looks at her own scars, the skin thick and unfeeling, marking out her just-barely-made-it survival.
Sasuke, she has kept in Konoha, sure. But for how long?
How long until reality exerts itself once more on this fragile fairy tale existence?
Cloud is threatening war. Dawn is on the horizon. The moon waxes fuller.
There are things lurking in Konoha’s shadows, things Tsunade will not be able to heal. Nor Kakashi fend off. Nor Naruto redeem.
They don’t know what they’re up against. They won’t know how to handle it.
“This is reality.”
—
Once, when they were young men in their prime, Hiruzen Sarutobi was given the title “God of Shinobi.”
A lofty reputation, to be sure, but one that he would live up to.
In contrast, Danzo received the monicker “Shinobi of Darkness” and no one ever knew how fully he embodied it until someone rips it from his hands.
It takes a Nara to properly control the shadows.
—
The world doesn’t stop just because Naruto leaves for three years. It keeps going: training and missions and injuries and kills.
Shikabane-hime. The Corpse Princess.
Not something her sunny-eyed idealist absentee teammate would appreciate, but Shikako has always been a pragmatist.
There is power in names.
—
The last Sealing Master Konoha had was a bright-eyed orphan prodigy who damn near wore his skills and his heart on his sleeve. The Yellow Flash, flee-on-sight, who burned out like a firework far before his time.
Danzo would never be threatened by someone like that.
But she is one of many Nara–intelligent, yes, but sleepy-eyed and lazy. Unambitious. A silly girl who holds meetings with other kunoichi to discuss healing techniques and who plays games with children.
No, Danzo sees no threat there either.
In his arrogance, he’s forgotten the first rule of shinobi: to look underneath the underneath.
—
She doesn’t start with Sai.
No, that would be dangerous; too obvious.
In this game he is one of her silver generals, though he doesn’t know it yet. She cannot afford to play him too early on.
But she knows what his seal feels like, has been trained to spot the smallest anomalies in chakra.
She can find pawns easily enough.
Ones that are more… expendable.
—
No matter how many games she played against Naruto–no matter how quick his learning curve–he has never won a game of shogi against Shikako.
Oh, the clones are eager enough to suggest moves, willing to sacrifice themselves to the cause. They are Naruto, and he will always try to throw himself in front of a killing blow meant for someone else. But as a player–as the King–he never could give the orders.
She’s seen it before, he doesn’t have what it takes. Wants to save everyone, but doesn’t know how to go about it. An impractical, impossible dream.
He is a strong shinobi–will undoubtedly become the strongest–and charming in his own way.
But leadership requires more than that.
—
It is one thing to offer an already hesitating child alternate options, then convince him to choose one that benefits you both. It’s another thing entirely to tell a brainwashed soldier to turn on his master and obey you instead.
Some matters require a gentler touch. The Yamanaka would know all about that.
Fu has always been a bit of a conundrum to her–unlike the Nara, the Yamanaka clan’s abilities are a blood limit. To extend their consciousness beyond their bodies and control someone else with it? It’s not something that just anyone can do. But it’s also a skill that needs to be honed, techniques that need to be taught.
Fu knows Yamanaka clan techniques, understands it enough to develop variants.
Danzo let Fu Yamanaka keep his name for a reason.
There is power in names.
Power she will gladly take for herself.
—
Ironically, ANBU is the safest place Sasuke can be right now. He’s too busy training to stumble upon certain secrets better left in the dark. Secrets that soon will be hers to handle.
Which is just as well. Sasuke is not her king, but he is a very important piece and she can’t risk losing him quite yet.
Just in case, though, she makes sure she has frequent training sessions with him. If he ends up with another seal on him, she’ll know immediately, and adapt accordingly.
She has to trust that Jiraiya is taking good care of her other gold general.
—
If Fu Yamanaka is one of Danzo’s gold generals, then Torune Aburame is the other.
And as soon as she gets the former, the latter is halfway hers.
—
Kakashi-sensei catches on surprisingly quickly, considering he’s not often around to witness her side project. But, then again, he’s always been unfairly perceptive when it comes to secrets not his own.
He doesn’t stop her–not that he could; not without putting her in danger. And if there’s one fear the legendary jounin Sharingan no Kakashi has, it’s this: being the cause of one of his precious people’s downfall.
Which, in other words, means failing to protect one of his precious people.
No, Kakashi-sensei won’t stop her. Which means he can be of use.
—
The drop rule is unique to shogi, something which had originally tripped her up; mind more familiar with Western chess before she learned the ways of the Nara clan.
It goes as thus: a captured piece can be brought back into play under the capturing player’s control on any turn in any empty square.
In this game, all of the pieces started off as Danzo’s.
But that is not to say some of them haven’t already been captured and dropped before she even began playing.
Yamato or Tenzo or Kinoe, no matter: he makes a decent knight.
—
This is not the kind of undertaking that one can rush, nor would she want to.
When Naruto returns, she is still in play. Still enacting moves even as she helps deal with the more obvious threats to Konoha.
But this was always going to be a long game, and while she’s not naturally patient, she’s always been pretty talented at seeing three steps ahead of her opponents.
Let Danzo think he stands alone in the dark, the only wielder of light in his underground kingdom. He’ll ruin his vision, and fail to see her before it’s too late.
And anyway, a real shinobi of darkness wouldn’t need a light.
Wouldn’t want it, either.
—
Tsunade steps down, never really wanting the position in the first place. Eager to pass the responsibilities and memories on to someone else.
Kakashi, too, is a placeholder–keeping it safe for his student. Ostensibly, the choice is obvious; though within the privacy of his own mind he’s never quite sure which one.
When it comes time for Konoha’s Nanadaime to be chosen, he hesitates. Not for long, not noticeable for anyone to see, but just enough.
Enough for Shikako to nod her head and smile.
A hat and robes. Everyone knowing your name and face. Watching every action, no secrets or shadows allowed. Who would want that?
Look underneath the underneath.
Let Naruto play at being king. Shikamaru is Jounin Commander. Sasuke, Head of ANBU. Her friends and allies all fall into place: chiefs and department heads and commanders. Generals, knights, lances, bishops, and rooks.
Why be the king–a mere piece on the board–when she can be the queen playing instead?
~
A/N: This one’s for @tenderwenders who wanted the line “All shadows bow to my will.” And… well, even though I didn’t manage to fit the exact words, this was highly inspired by it so…
I guess, technically, this isn’t Hokage!Shikako, but the spirit of it still counts? Yeah?
I wanted to emphasize more on the parallels between Sandaime vs Danzo and Naruto vs Shikako as the “God of Shinobi” vs “Shinobi of Darkness” but then it all became this giant shogi metaphor and then I couldn’t pull myself back on track. So it’s this weird mash up of both…
God, I felt so devious when writing this! Like, Shikako’s cunning and ruthlessness cranked up to the max is just so frightening.
Over time, the story will change.
It will grow and shrink in turn–certain parts exaggerated, others removed completely. Some events, entirely unrelated, will somehow end up integral to the story.
That is the nature of rumors turning into legends. History turning into myth. Politics misconstrued as romance, an alliance interpreted as marriage. Mercenaries turned into heroes, and heroes turned into gods.
But at the heart of every story is a truth, and in this case the truth is this:
The Corpse Princess was kidnapped by the King of Flowers, and she escapes because of a fruit.
—
Shikako wakes up.
Which, shouldn’t be all that surprising. But given the last thing she remembers is being kidnapped with chloroform and trying to escape it by using a Touch Blast? Well.
There are many ways that could have ended. Or, rather, one other way in particular.
Take, for example, the Touch Blast eating up the very last bit of her chakra. Ending in her death.
Or, even if she still had enough chakra after that, she just planted a bomb next to her face. Ending in her death.
And kidnapping doesn’t exclude murder–the former is known to lead to the latter. Ending in her death.
So, yes, when Shikako wakes up, it would be accurate to say that no one is more surprised than her.
—
Here is the thing about the Kusagakure: they do not have any S-rank shinobi.
This is partially out of nature–smaller villages don’t often produce S-rank shinobi, due to a lack of resources, mostly, but also lack of need–and partially by design.
Because those with potential to become S-rank shinobi are sacrificed to the Box of Ultimate Bliss.
—
The Elemental Nations are in a constant state of war–whether cold war or actual–that is simply how this world works.
It’s something Shikako has become accustomed to, over the years. More than, actually, given who her father is and who her brother will be. Who her teammates might have been and might very well still become.
She does not have the luxury of ignoring potential acts of war.
She just never thought that she’d be one of them.
—
“Once you tell me how you defeated it, you can go home,” says the man known to Shikako only as King of Flowers. He is the only one that speaks to her, the guards that bring her meals as lifeless as shades.
It would be smart of him, to keep such a secret technique to himself, since it would undermine his power if there actually was a technique to keep secret. As it is…
“I didn’t,” Shikako says, for what must be the hundredth time, tired and always so hungry. She doesn’t have access to a window–no, it’d be far too easy to escape if she did–and so she doesn’t know how many days have passed.
She is underground–no sunlight, no chakra, no hope.
The King of Flowers leaves her, and with him goes her only source of conversation.
Just as well, his small talk sucks.
—
In one timeline, Muku of the Kantokusha Clan was one such youth with great potential sacrificed to the Box of Ultimate Bliss.
(Of course, that is not how any parent would phrase it–for, indeed, he was meant to open the box not be consumed by it–but that is what would have happened all the same.)
Instead, his father hesitated. Just enough to think things through. Oh, he still believed his son would be the one to open the Box of Ultimate Bliss–would return Kusagakure to its former glory–but not yet. For if a child could be worthy, then wouldn’t a teenager be more so?
No, Mui would wait until his son was older to open the box.
Too bad Muku had other plans.
—
“Perhaps I could try, Father,” Muku says, as deferential as possible.
Maybe it is because his father has been so frustrated at his own lack of progress in interrogating the Nara girl. So annoyed at having to answer to the other members of the Grass Flowers faction.
So afraid of the growing tensions amongst the big five villages.
Foisting blame onto Cloud may have postponed Leaf’s well-deserved fury, but the ruse would only last for so long and Land of Grass is still a small buffer country. Even if Leaf continues to think their missing genin lost because of Cloud, there may be war soon, and Kusagakure will suffer when Rock comes to their allies’ aid.
His father’s decision to maintain their clan’s supremacy may very well plunge the entire Elemental Nations into war.
It is not a light burden to carry, and he is distracted.
“Yes, my son,” his father agrees, eyes tired and unheeding, “You are the only one I can trust with this.”
—
The factions of Kusagakure have detailed histories and many, varied motives. That would be another tale in and of itself, but for the sake of this story the difference is this:
Grass Flower wanted to open the Box of Ultimate Bliss.
Grass Fruit did not.
So one could see how, as the boy supposedly slated to open the box, Muku of the Kantokusha clan would be assumed to be part of Grass Flower.
—
The Nara girl looks sick when Muku sees her. Also, quietly pissed off, but that one’s understandable.
Outside her cell, Muku stands and waits in silence–he has a lot of experience with that, especially recently.
“The king couldn’t get the answer he wanted, so he sends the Prince of Flowers instead?” the girl asks, voice barely louder than a whisper, but audible enough.
Muku knows from the guards that the Nara girl calls his father King of Flowers–which isn’t too far off, given his influence within the faction. He also knows that she hasn’t been eating much: worried about drugs in the food, no doubt. And rightly so.
He shrugs, in response “I send myself. And I know you have been telling the truth. I was there, I know you didn’t escape my jutsu. You fought without chakra, and won without chakra.”
She laughs, a meager exhalation of air that could just easily be a scoff.
Through the small grate allotted for food trays, he rolls her an apple–harder to tamper with in secret. Hopefully she’ll eat it. More importantly, maybe she’ll understand what it means.
“Gather your strength, Shikabane-hime,” he says, a pointed reference to her own royal moniker, “You may very well have to escape without chakra, too.”
—
It’s not too long after, that events start to get a little mixed up.
Konoha’s Team Seven, heedless of the Hokage’s half-hearted protests, blazes into Land of Grass to rescue their own. Lightning crackles ominously, fire spreads across the fields, the wind claws great gouges into the earth, and trees sprout angrily where none have been before–sky and land, nature itself balking at the Corpse Princess’ kidnapping and imprisonment.
The Grass Fruit faction, growing braver as their their fear of another world war comes closer to reality, decide to raid the Blood Prison–though no such siege has ever been successful before–in an attempt to end Grass Flower’s dominance.
Within the walls of the prison, a riot breaks out: prisoners steadily adapting to their lack of chakra, yet retaining their deadly educations. And grudges.
All guards and Grass Flower shinobi available are called to handle the escalating situations.
They will never have a better chance than this.
—
Muku remembers how fragile the Nara girl’s bones had been. How easily he snapped her arm, how gentle he had to be for the rest of the fight.
He had not wanted her dead then, even as she strangled him with her hair, and he does not want her dead now.
He protects her as they escape. Stealth is their best tool in this–he knows the walls well and can avoid the majority of the rioting. The few enemies they encounter are easily taken care of, for it seems Shikabane-hime remains singular in her ability to defeat shinobi even without chakra.
He is not expecting a wall to explode.
—
For a brief moment, Shikako loses consciousness. Her ears ring from the blast as well as her head bouncing against the ground.
The Prince of Flowers meant well in throwing himself on top of her, but he is still heavier than she can handle right now.
There is dust in the air and luminescent spots in her eyes, but she can still sense well enough.
“Sensei,” she calls out weakly, so relieved.
But then Muku’s body is pulled off hers roughly, killing intent spilling into the air, the crackling of a familiar jutsu across her senses.
“Sensei!” she calls out again, this time panicked, “Wait, don’t!” Except for Naruto, the chidori cannot be undone. “He helped me!” She says, half stumbling half crawling to where Kakashi’s chakra stands.
Two pairs of hands–both so familiar–help support her when she tries to rise. Team Seven reunited.
“He helped me escape,” she gasps, when her eyes finally take in the scene, Kakashi holding Muku up by his shirt, the lightning crackling in his hand barely constrained. “Killing him won’t help me,” she says.
Later, she won’t be able to remember if she had meant to be so pointed. Bitter from imprisonment, exhausted and dazed.
“Who, then?” Kakashi asks, a barely leashed attack dog just needing a target.
“Mui of the Kantokusha clan…”
An alternative provided, Kakashi drops Muku, who collapses awkwardly to the ground, before continuing, “… my father,” he chokes out, preemptive grief and shortness of breath, both.
Sharingan no Kakashi goes to dispense his wrath, leaving his students to watch Muku mourn his father’s death.
—
History will say that it was premeditated: Muku having his father killed by foreign ninja in order to become head of the Kantokusha clan and switch its allegiance to Grass Fruit.
Legend will say that he betrayed his father after falling in love with the Corpse Princess, turning to his family’s enemies for aid; the two lovers eloping in a land far away.
Occasionally, Muku will even be written out completely–father and son conflated into one person; the King of Flowers so enchanted by the girl that he kidnaps her for himself.
Sometimes, the Box of Ultimate Bliss will receive a much larger role in the tale than it deserves. And often, Team Seven’s temporary fourth member, known only as Tenzo, will be interpreted as a woman.
That is the nature of stories, changing over time. But it is not so far from truth:
A lightning wielding father avenging his daughter. Her brothers of wind and fire scorching the lands that imprison her.
The Corpse Princess escaping from the King of Flowers because of a Fruit.
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A/N: Aaaaaaah, okay. So, I was trying to go for a reverse Persephone – Hades thing. Unsure how well that came across, but hopefully it was an enjoyable read anyway.
A pocket watch flies through the air: the metal simple, shining silver, the edges dinged slightly, the chain trailing like a comet’s tail. It hits the wall with little fuss, nothing breaks, maybe a new dent.
She wants to scream.
Except no one is around to hear–this city is an empty shell, concrete, metal, glass and weeds through the cracks–so she follows through.
“Haven’t you taken enough from me?” Leanne screams, the answering silence roaring in her ears.
“I’ve seen too much, I’ve lost too much!”
She walks over to her fallen watch, kneels in front of it, desperate and gone mad.
“Please, please,” she says.
Just leave me alone, she doesn’t.
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Odell… she’s heard the name before. But not in this context. Not as Brian Odell, real name of vigilante Griever, but somewhere else.
Someone else.
“Yasmine,” she breathes, the connection finally made, lightning running through the wires of her brain.
Yasmine Odell, one of the members of the short lived Team Spectra. The doctor. Or, alternatively, the assassin.
Leanne has a scar on her shoulder from one of Yasmine’s scalpels–she’s lucky she got away with only that, though mostly that’s because it was an accident. They had surprised each other.
Yasmine had been equally understanding about the broken nose.
By Yasmine’s first birthday, she had been an orphan.
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Faye remembers her sister uncannily well, considering they only had a little over a decade together and Faye lived to see fourteen of them.
Guilt and rage and hope do that to a person’s memory.
So when Leanne appears, looking all of twenty five, Faye can confidently say, “You’ve gotten old.”
Her sister disappeared at nineteen; had shorter hair and far less scars. Didn’t nearly cry so easily, either.
“So have you,” the brat chokes out, taking the seat by Faye’s bedside without permission.
“That’s what over a century of living does to you,” Faye retorts, before generously acquiescing, “You can hold my hand if you like.”
For a moment, she’s afraid Leanne won’t take it. She doesn’t know why–Leanne’s never been intentionally cruel.
Leanne’s hand is so careful to curl around her own, for once Faye the softer and frailer one.
“I’m sorry it’s been so long,” Leanne says, around ugly tears, nose stuffed up.
“Shut up and tell me what you’ve been doing,” Faye says instead of indulging a pity-party.
It’s as if she’s a teenager again; Faye falls asleep to the sound of her older sister’s voice.
She doesn’t wake up.
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A/N: Because when I have writer’s block for DoS fic, I bring out Counterclockwise and see what I can do this time to make things worse.
A/N: I was considering having today’s post be a missed post, given that my writing today was more… commercial?… in nature. And, also, describing shoes. But I did honestly have fun doing it so…
For context: Shoes of Prey is having a contest where you design shoes and the winner gets 52 pairs of shoes. They have twelve default outfits (but you can also upload your own) and I kind of just went–wait, there are twelve Olympians. But, wait, some of them are male. And then I was like… but what if all of them were female.
So I… rearranged?… the gods about, replaced them with goddesses with similar role and ended up with twelve Olympian goddesses.
Under the cut is the swapping/descriptions I used of the goddesses (but not the descriptions of the shoes because… I’m not sure if posting it here would disqualify there):
(Um, also a little bit related, I came up with a kind of interesting idea for a Persephone/Hades influenced DoS fic so… maybe I’ll get to that tomorrow?)
Zeus –> Hera
Part One of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Hera, Queen of the Gods. Goddess of women, marriage, and family she is frequently symbolized with a crown and peacock.
Poseidon –> Amphritite
Part Two of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Amphitrite, Queen of the Oceans. She is often considered the personification of the sea itself, and creator of such marine mammals like seals and dolphins.
Demeter
Part Three of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Demeter, Mother of Earth. Goddess of the harvest, agriculture, and civilization.
Athena
Part Four of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Athena, Protector of the City. Goddess of wisdom, justice, war strategy, and the arts–the patroness of inspiration and logic.
Apollo –> Eos
Part Five of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Eos, Bringer of Dawn. Goddess of the morning and rising sun, it is said she opens the gates of the sky to usher in each new day.
Artemis
Part Six of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Artemis, Huntress of the Wild. Goddess of the hunt, archery, forests, and the moon; protector of young girls.
Ares –> Enyo
Part Seven of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Enyo, Terror of the Battlefield. This goddess of war enjoys flying into battle and striking fear into her enemies’ hearts. She thrives in times of strife.
Aphrodite
Part Eight of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Aphrodite, The Fairest. Goddess of love, beauty, and sexuality; she appeared from the sea foam, fully formed and resplendent.
Hephaestus –> Hestia
Part Nine of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Hestia, Keeper of the Flames. Goddess of the hearth, domesticity, architecture, and community. She is the oldest of the gods, the first to receive sacrifice; her fire is the eternal flames that begin every Olympic Games.
Hermes –> Iris
Part Ten of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Iris, Messenger of the Gods. Personification of the rainbow, she connects the gods to humanity, and travels across sky, sea, land, and beyond–the wind beneath her wings and feet alike.
Dionysus –> Hebe
Part Eleven of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Hebe, Cupbearer of the Gods. Goddess of eternal youth, provider of ambrosia and nectar, daughter of Hera and Zeus. Her symbols are the wine cup, vine, eagle, and wings.
Hades –> Persephone
Part Twelve of The Goddesses of Olympus Series: Persephone, Queen of the Underworld. Goddess of vegetation, spring, and rebirth, daughter of Demeter. While her origins are sweet, she is darker than appears: as wife of Hades, she is in charge of punishing the souls of evildoers.
Spending the day refilling the podfic queue over at @dosbysilverqueen and doing some voice ask meme responses on @voiceofsaffron so I won’t be able to do much else.