Adventures of Jack and Ness (2016-03-14)

Jack is in the middle of agreeing with Ness when he turns to look at her and immediately notices, “What are you doing with your eyebrows?”

Ness, whose eyebrows could not be raised higher to her hairline unless she shaved and drew them as such, tries to physically push them down with her hand. It doesn’t work, “Nothing. My eyebrows aren’t doing anything,” she denies, unbelievably.

“And… why are you smiling so much?” Jack continues with all the suspicion that is his due for being best friends with Ness Desmond since childhood.

“I am not–how dare you!” she says, faking offense through her smile.

“You did something,” Jack accuses trying to rewind their conversation back but if he’s going to be honest he wasn’t really listening. What did he almost agree to?

“It’s not what I did,” Ness says, no longer trying to hide the way her face has stretched open and pleased, “It’s what you’re going to do.”

In his defense, the last time Jack spoke to anyone that wasn’t Ness or his coworkers and students in an entirely professional capacity, it was his parents disowning him for being gay.

So…

It shouldn’t be surprising that he’s conflicted about being set up on a date with another man by his best friend.

The first part alone twists something inside him, that part that has always been torn between wanting to be a good son and wanting to be happy. The part that has, for the past several years, been entirely smothered over the lack of either.

The second part? Well. He loves Ness, of course he does. And he trusts her with his life. Probably.

But his love life?

Well.

There’s a reason he avoids high school reunions like the plague and it’s not because of the terrible food and music.

“God damnit,” Jack mutters to himself when he walks into the restaurant and spots the only other man with the agreed upon yellow rose matching Jack’s. “God damnit, Ness, he’s hot,” he mutters again, even though there’s no way she’d be able to hear him.

Maybe the guy has a crappy personality.

Then he looks up and smiles at Jack, making something in his chest wobble. Maybe it’s some sort of late onset asthma.

Ness would never set Jack up with an asshole.

“God damnit,” Jack says for the third time before going over and taking the empty seat at the table.

Or maybe it’s some kind of hope.

~

A/N: really quick thing bashed out because work and also all i’ve eaten today is cereal and girl scout cookies so aaaaaaaaaaah.

Gambling Away The Past 4/? (2016-03-13)

Being on Team Kakashi–this strange past version of it–is not so different from being on the Team Kakashi Shikako grew up with. Team Sevens are almost always structured the same way, heavy hitters with big personalities and the same formula of rivalries and friendship somehow interlocking into a functional unit.

And yet, oddly, it’s the similarities that make Shikako so keenly aware that this team is not her team. Or rather, the way the similarities make the differences stand out all the more. This Kakashi, young and angry and not eroded away by time and loss–or at least, not as much loss as her Kakashi–is like looking at the sketch of a familiar picture. The lines forming a recognizable shape, but still rough and colorless and liable to change.

Obito, like Naruto, burns in her chakra sense; bright and all-encompassing. But where Naruto was the sun, Obito is a volcano. Smaller yes, but somehow more dangerous. A natural disaster waiting to happen rather than the constant, reliable warmth of sunshine. Apt, considering what his future could have been, had Shikako not interfered.

What’s most fascinating–and unexpected–is Rin. Unsurprisingly, Shikako does not know much about Rin Nohara, not from either life. It’s shameful to think about in these terms, but the truth is: Rin had only existed as a part of Kakashi’s story, and not even a significant part–so tangential to main plot and tucked away in the corners of Kakashi’s mind with all of the other traumatic losses he suffered.

But meeting Rin in person is so interesting. Shikako’s only met a few people with naturally dual chakra natures–Tenzo and Mei Terumi among them–and it’s always interesting to her senses, but that’s not what is most interesting about her. Strangely, Rin reminds her not of Sakura or Shikako herself–but of Sasuke. Honed like a blade, her chosen role as a healer held above all other desires, and so damned loyal to her teammates.

Shikako is honored to be part of this Team Kakashi, even if it is not the Team Kakashi she grew up with. She is certain she will grow to love them as much as she does her own.

And anyway, Shikako has already changed the timeline, there is no harm in changing it further. If she can alter one life, surely she can save another and prevent the heartbreak of the third.

It is during Team Kakashi’s eighth mission that Shikako tries and fails to summon Heijomaru and nearly gets stabbed through chest for it. Been there, done that, she’d rather not have an encore.

Luckily, Obito takes the time out of his own fight to send a fireball to distract her enemy and she takes the opening to recover herself.

At the end of it, with Rin patching up their injuries with a stern face, Kakashi turns to her and asks, “What happened?”

Not out of concern, but the way one shinobi asks another for a report. Shikako is still not used to this Kakashi, the one who will have to learn about teammates and friendships the slower, easier way. If she were younger and softer she might have flinched at his tone, but she has not been that girl for a long time–that girl may very well never come to be.

“I tried a technique,” Shikako says simply, flatly, because two can play at this game, “It didn’t work.”

“You tried to summon something,” Kakashi corrects, because of course a fellow summoner would recognize the action.

“Yes,” she agrees, because there is no reason not to, “And it didn’t work,” she repeats pointedly, dismissive.

Kakashi ignores the cue to drop the matter and instead says, “We can’t have that kind of liability out in the field.”

Shikako, fed up with this harsh Kakashi and the stress of war and the knowledge that all she has ever known has been taken from her again, is less than pleased, “I won’t try to use it again!” she snaps, and doesn’t feel the slightest bit guilty at the way Obito’s eyes widen with surprise, or the way Rin stills completely.

But it’s what little of Kakashi’s expression she can read that makes her pause–the narrowing in his eyes that she recognizes from her own sensei–a point made and an argument won. Shikako realizes then that the lack of summoning might not be the only liability he was talking about. Her irritation recedes.

“We’ll head back to base camp for now,” Kakashi decides, “Ikoma-san will want to know what we’ve found,” he says, and that’s like Shikako’s Kakashi, too. A kindness hidden behind monotone and apathy–Shikako is a stranger amongst them, still, she may find comfort in her family.

It is well meant; it’s not his fault he doesn’t know that Ikoma is more of a stranger to her than Kakashi.

They report immediately to Ikoma–Team Seven luck remaining strong even backwards through the years as they explain how their scouting mission turned into a battle because of a stray combination Iwa-Kumo team–before Rin excuses herself to join the medical tent and the boys likewise leave to offer their services to the camp.

Leaving Shikako with the uncle that died before she was born.

They are Nara, far used to more subtle manipulations, and so their efforts are deemed obvious but charming for it. Between them they share an amused smile, a raised brow, and the smallest laugh–a fleeting moment of levity during war.

Ikoma waits for her to speak first, so much like Shikako’s father that she doesn’t feel the awkwardness she expected.

“I tried to summon Heijomaru,” she says, before hesitating, unsure if her uncle knows the deer summons by name.

But he is clan heir, now, and Ikoma laughs, “Sembei-obaasan let you sign the scroll?” Before he, too, hesitates, “Unless it wasn’t Sembei-obaasan… is she still alive when…” unready or perhaps unwilling to verbally acknowledge that Shikako is from the future–a future–though she knows he knows.

They stand in silence.

“I’m pretty sure she’s older than Konoha itself,” Shikako tries, which brings the smile back to both of their faces.

“I wouldn’t be surprised,” Ikoma nods, considering, “She’s not a field shinobi anymore, but given the tactical advantages of our clan’s summons she may have been deployed to one of the other base camps. I can send a request in, see if she can be sent here. If not, then have your team sent to wherever she is,” he says, in the recognizable tones of a Nara planning.

“Oh, that’s…” generous, kind, unnecessary, she doesn’t say.

“You’re family,” Ikoma says, argument against all three, efficient with his words in a way so familiar to her.

Because they are family, even if they are strangers to each other; he’d never send out troops hampered, he’s not going to do so to family.

And Shikako knows that it’s war and she can’t promise to save him, but she’s going to try.

~

A/N: 😀 …. or… O_O

I still have no idea what I’m doing with this series.

Minor Miracles, 6/? (2016-03-12)

Ailith Lannister

(there is no looking back, only forward)

Ailith is the daughter of Gerion and Edlyn Lannister, both of them youngest children and her mother from a cadet branch of House Lannister at that. Not much is expected from her, which is just as well–Ailith isn’t sure what she’ll do with the reputation attached to her name much less if she had actual prestige.

As it is, it’s likely that she will be married off in whatever political maneuvers Lord Tywin is up to–given that, with her father dead, he is in charge of her future. Either that, or married to a cousin to keep the Lannister genes strong: probably Lancel, the prospect of which she is not at all keen.

Sometimes she thinks about maybe becoming a septa or a silent sister–denouncing the Lannister name in exchange for a lifetime of servitude to a religion she doesn’t believe in. It is protection in its own way, to become anonymous by shedding her nobility.

But she is a Lioness of Casterly Rock, despite herself. And besides, Lord Tywin would never let her do such a thing.

All Lannisters share a look–blonde hair and green eyes and a ferocity that is usually beautiful–but Ailith doesn’t realize how closely she shares her looks with a different Lannister long passed.

She is eight, not yet a woman grown or even on the cusp of it, but already she hears whispers of the name. Joanna Lannister, Ailith’s mother’s eldest sister, and lady love of Lord Tywin.

It is hard to stay invisible when one is a living ghost. Unfortunately, it is not the correct ghost.

Ailith is eight when Lord Tywin takes her as his page.

Given what she knows of the Lannisters’ proclivities, Ailith had feared the worst. But Tywin, while being fond of her in a dour sort of way, does not actually view her as Joanna come again.

She learns much by being his shadow, under his guidance, how to rule the richest region of Westeros and how to get men to cower from quietly stated words and how fear is better than love but respect greater than both.

Something within her tells her she will not be able to turn back should she accept these lessons, but she would never have been able to escape the circumstances of her birth.

Ailith meets the royal family during their first visit to the Rock. She is not impressed.

“Why teach her?” Joffrey asks, more cruelty than curiosity, “She’ll never inherit anything. Who would put her in charge of their land?”

The question is aimed toward his grandfather, but Ailith chooses to respond instead.

“I may one day be married to a lord as stupid as you and his subjects will be glad to have me,” she snipes with a smile as pleasant as the cliffs of the Rock. Tywin does not agree but he also does not reprimand her, which is agreement enough.

Of course, then Joffrey goes whining to his mother, at which point Ailith has to stand and look contrite, but there is protection in being Tywin’s page. She may be a lesser lioness, but for now she is under the protection of the lion.

She is, apparently, a topic of much conflict for Tyrion. Which is just as well, because he is the same for her.

She’s quite sure he will be the only Lannister to survive the upcoming turmoil–even if badly wounded and poorly treated–and she had been fond of him. Perhaps the same way he had been fond of her father, but mostly the way one is fond of a fictional character.

No matter. To him, she is the girl who looks like his dead mother, the girl who his father clearly wishes was his third child instead of Tyrion, tall and beautiful and smart–the perfect combination of Tywin’s actual children. The girl who is being groomed to possibly steal his rightful inheritance.

It is for this jumble of reasons that Ailith asks, just the once, if he would like to marry her.

He says no, and she is grateful.

There is no way Ailith will ever actually inherit Casterly Rock–not with Tyrion as Tywin’s rightful heir, and Kevan and his children in front of her anyway. But she knows Tywin must be teaching her for a reason. She does not think he’d waste his time if it were only to marry her off to Lancel.

Ailith has been Tywin’s page–his protege–for five years when finally he reveals his intentions.

On his desk is a giant map of Westeros, each region marked with the symbol of the liege lord. Except for Dorne, who would never accept a Lannister bride, anyway, the rest of the regions have unwed men or unbetrothed heirs ripe for the taking.

To his real daughter, to Cersei, Tywin chained her to a poor husband and worse king in exchange for a crown that she failed to use to bring the Seven Kingdoms to heel.

To Ailith he gives the opportunity to do just that.

~

A/N: I’m a little… mreh about this one: I didn’t quite get the succumbing to being part of the “evil side” that I wanted, but it was surprisingly easy to write?

Minor Miracles, 4.5/? (2016-03-11)

Helwen Hightower and the Queens of Westeros

(secrets have consequences, the truth is dangerous)

The Lion Queen

Helwen was never sure how the story would end, but she didn’t think it would end like this: with a Lannister queen upon the Iron Throne, the crown on her head almost as gold as her hair. Dragons and Stags and Wolves rebuffed under the claw of Lions and the thorns of the Roses.

She had thought she knew what the end would be–not the exact winner, but at least that the Lannisters would not triumph after everything. Worsened but not weakened, prevailing over a kingdom that hates them.

Helwen is at court again because her presence was specifically demanded and in this kind of political climate, that is not a good thing. Her hands are sweaty and shaking but she is mindful not to grip the fabric of her dress between her fingers–she cannot be seen as nervous even though that is all she can feel.

It does not matter who her cousins are, does not matter that she is the only daughter of the heir to Oldtown.

When she is brought to the chopping block, Lord Varys looks away and she does not hold that against him.

She has committed treason and nothing can save her now.

It is only because the Tyrells are allies that Wilas is allowed to take Helwen’s body home.

The Stag Queen

“Helwen,” Shireen says, sitting carefully but not fearfully upon a throne made of swords. She gestures for the other girl to stand.

It would be stupid to deny a queen anything, especially in the presence of her full power, members of her court lining the walls with watchful eyes. So Helwen doesn’t, rising to her feet, the lone Hightower standing amongst kneeling Tyrells–the Reach called to bend the knee after so many missteps or, as some of the more bloodthirsty witnesses wish, to be executed.

“Your Grace,” Helwen says, humble but unsure.

“Helwen,” Shireen repeats, thoughtful and considering and almost wondering.

A few steps back and to her right is the Onion Knight, the chain of golden hands almost obscene next to the pouch purportedly containing the bones of his missing fingertips. He looks at Shireen like she is the last hope for a dying kingdom. He looks at Helwen much the same way he looked at Lord Varys before he was executed alongside all of those who served the Lannisters.

“You have always been a dear friend of mine,” Shireen says, voice soft and high, and almost kind. Unlike the previous queen that sat upon the throne. “And a loyal subject,” she adds, just as sharp as the swords of her throne.

From the corner of her eyes, Helwen can see her cousins’ reactions: the shock on Willas’ face, the thunderous scowl on Garlan’s, the betrayal etched onto Margaery’s pretty face. How galling it must be for her: three weddings to three kings and yet the girl with greyscale becomes queen. And for her cousin of all people to have helped pave the way.

“I live to serve,” Helwen chokes out around the lump in her throat. Because she knows what Shireen is doing, even as it seems she is bestowing an honor upon her.

Helwen may have helped clear the throne of Lions, but she would have been just as satisfied with a Dragon upon it instead of a Stag, and Shireen very well knows that.

Being pronounced lady-in-waiting to the Queen is nothing to scoff at after all, neither is the implied role of Lady of Whispers, but Helwen knows the truth.

She can never go back to the Reach.

The Dragon Queen

“Helwen,” Daenerys says, sitting carefully but not fearfully upon a throne made of swords. She gestures for the other girl to stand.

It would be stupid to deny a queen anything, especially in the presence of her full power, members of her court lining the walls with watchful eyes. So Helwen doesn’t, rising to her feet, the lone Hightower standing amongst kneeling Tyrells–the Reach called to bend the knee after so many missteps or, as some of the more bloodthirsty witnesses wish, to be executed.

“Your Grace,” Helwen says, humble but unsure.

“Helwen,” Daenerys repeats, thoughtful and considering and almost wondering.

On either side of her, seated upon chairs far less grand or symbolic, are her two nephew-husbands each as different in appearance as their mothers were. Jon Snow–newly recognized as Targeryen–clearly uneasy with the glamor of court, his clothes still far more suited to the Wall which Daenerys took him from. In contrast, Aegon’s posture is steadier, but the bland smile on his face is far less honest than Jon’s: Aegon would rather be on the Iron throne than seated next to it.

Helwen can’t say she would disagree. But she’s always been good at keeping secrets. The same cannot be said of their queen.

“You have always been a dear friend of mine,” Daenerys says, voice soft and high, and almost kind. Unlike the previous queen that sat upon the throne. “And a loyal subject,” she adds, just as sharp as the swords of her throne.

“I live to serve,” Helwen murmurs, still unsure as to what the other might be leading towards.

“For your service, I grant you your rightful inheritance as Lady Hightower, unwed if you should choose” Daenerys says, and for a moment Helwen thinks that will be it. Foolishly thinking that she has succeeded, that her machinations have bore the correct results.

But there is more.

“Moreover, I decree that from now on, House Hightower is to be Lords Paramount of the Mander and Wardens of the South,” Daenerys continues.

From the corner of her eyes, Helwen can see her cousins’ reactions: the shock on Maergery’s face, the thunderous scowl on Garlan’s, the betrayal etched onto Willas’ familiar face. How distressing it must be for him: for the titles that rightfully should be his, that he has been born and raised for, that the Reach has been waiting for him to inherit all to be taken from him because of his family’s ambition. And for his cousin to have been the one to receive them for treachery.

“I live to serve,” Helwen repeats, closing her eyes, unable to think of anything else to say, unable to bear the sight of Willas looking at her like that.

Helwen may have helped clear the throne of Lions and restored the Dragon to her rightful place, but as the burning of Harrenhal can attest to: dragon fire can still destroy towers.

She knows Daenerys means well, but this is not what Helwen wanted.

The Wolf Queen

Helwen was never sure how the story would end, but she didn’t think it would end like this: with a Stark queen upon the Iron Throne, the traditional crown abandoned in exchange for the one that her brother once wore when he was King in the North.

She hadn’t expected a Stark queen to triumph over Dragons and Stags and Lions. She had expected the Wolves to eventually have a happy ending, or revenge, or as close to either as they could get, but not necessarily for them to sit upon the Iron Throne. They had no claim and, more importantly, no desire for it; no love for a kingdom that had unjustly destroyed their family.

For once, Helwen is treated the same as her Tyrell cousins: ambivalently. While the Tyrells had been kind to a girl hurt by the world in a time and place where kindness did not grow, they still had allied themselves with the Lannisters. But the Starks that remain know that sometimes survival means doing terrible things.

In contrast, while Helwen helped clear the throne of Lions that does not mean she did anything on behalf of the Wolves. Nor did she do anything to actively harm them, either.

Helwen kneels alongside her cousins and, when bidden, stands amongst them as well. For now, the Reach and all its children, despite their plotting and scheming, are safe.

The same cannot be said of Helwen’s correspondents.

When Lord Varys is brought to the chopping block, the executioner’s sword held in the hands of a Stark, Helwen does not look away. But her hands grip the fabric of her dress so tightly that she knows it will wrinkle.

Around her, once the deed has been done, members of the court seem to sigh in relief, thinking the Spider finally dead and their secrets safe.

They are wrong.

His little birds simply have a different tower to roost in.

~

A/N: Who the hell is Helwen? Check out Minor Miracles, part 4/? here.

… So here’s more about Helwen. I was trying to write about a different person but Helwen was like–hey, what’s gonna happen to me. Am I gonna die?–and I was like, god, Helwen fine let me settle the matter for you. Except then I was like… I guess it really does depend on which family wins the game… So here are four possible futures for Helwen Hightower.

Also I wanted to leave it ambiguous as to whether or not the Lannister queen was Cersei or Myrcella and whether or not the Stark queen was Sansa or Arya.

Don’t Hold Back, (tiny) part 2 (2016-03-10)

Given Shikako has literally received a promotion due to her sensing ability, and seeing as how Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke have the three chakra signatures most familiar to her, it would be ridiculously stupid for them to try to use stealth and follow her. Which is why they outsource it.

Or… try to. Team Ebisu and Team Hana are not making it easy.

“Okay, Boss,” Konohamaru says, entirely cooperative, “but you know we’re not gonna do this for free.”

Naruto looks at him, stunned.

“We’re officially shinobi of Konoha,” Moegi explains, only a little smugly, “And what you’re describing sounds an awful lot like a mission.”

“What?” Naruto bursts out, “You cheapskates!”

“It’s probably a D-rank, maybe a C-rank at most,” Hanabi says with a pointed glance at Sasuke, “It’s not like you can’t afford it.”

Admittedly, Sasuke is disgustingly rich even without all of the pay he’s received from near constant patrols interspersed with A-ranks and S-ranks. So it’s true that alone he could pay for two C-ranks easily.

Doesn’t mean he wants to give them the satisfaction.

“Extortionists. You’re already going to train with her today,” Sasuke grumbles.

“We just know what we’re worth,” Ranmaru says, pleased.

“Just pay them,” Shikamaru mutters, jabbing his elbow into Sasuke’s ribs, “Unless you don’t want to know you Shikako’s dating.” As if Shikamaru himself weren’t the most invested in finding out who his sister is involved with.

“Fine, but Naruto’s paying the other team,” because there are only two teenagers with more A-ranks and S-ranks than Sasuke, and both of them are his teammates.

“That’s okay,” Naruto agrees affably, “I had some down time during a mission in Tanzaku Gai two weeks ago.”

Unfortunately, Naruto’s good luck does not extend to the two genin teams. Or maybe it does, because their self-styled mission–and their pay–extends beyond one day.

It takes a month.

And mostly? They figure it out via a giant process of elimination.

~

A/N: So… I really did want to keep going but then I realized… I had no idea how yet? And I didn’t want this to just languish on my laptop for however long it took so… here’s this tiny installment. Hope ya’ll enjoy–especially you, @openace who reminded me about this particular DoS remix series.

Anyway, given how Konoha is super fond of “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” when it comes to team configurations and the whole “Shikako’s stray thoughts are actually hella important foreshadowing” I figured that while the Konohamaru corps became Team Ebisu as in canon, the other kids would be the Team Eight remake–that is, this time it’s Aburame-Hyuuga-genjutsu specialist genin with an Inuzuka sensei. And I like to think that Hana gets promoted during the time skip and, in the same way Kurenai became a sensei, she does too. Also, I just really like the idea of each of the Haimaru brothers having a specific genin they watch over.

I suppose where it’s implied that Kurenai’s Team Eight is a tracking team eventually specializing in hunting down missing nin/enemies, Team Hana would be more a tracking team eventually specializing in search and rescue kind missions.

edit: added to Dreaming One Shots along with part 1

Minor Miracles, 5/? (2016-03-09)

Jesena Sand

(a snake, a shark; a predator with teeth)

Technically, Jesena is a Sand Snake–one of Oberyn Martell’s acknowledged bastard daughters–in practice, she’s never fully belonged. After all, while the other Sand Snakes are loyal to their father and Dorne, Jesena was raised to be loyal to one thing above all else: the Iron Bank of Braavos.

Although, that is not to say that Jesena did not also enjoy the Water Gardens as a child, or learn how to ride on a Dornish Sand Steed, or train in weaponry and poisons and subterfuge alongside her half-sisters. Because she did. And she is both grateful and fond of those times.

But while Oberyn made it clear to the mothers of his other daughters that they were first and foremost his, with Jesena’s mother he was willing to compromise. After all, the Iron Bank is not a force you want to antagonize when you can ally with it instead.

And so Jesena is to follow after her mother’s footsteps–as an Iron Banker of Braavos.

Supposedly, Jesena’s mother was the daughter of the Merling Queen–the previous one, that is–and while she was just as beautiful, there was something about her. She wanted blood, not wine, she wanted to take money not have it given to her. She left her inheritance as a courtesan in order to follow the path of a banker.

Supposedly.

It’s likely there are some hints of truth in the story. Perhaps Jesena’s mother was once a Mermaid, a lovely but poor girl elevated above her station, and yet still wanting more. Regardless of what the truth may be, the story still lingers.

Jesena’s mother is known as Rina Squalo–the Shark of the Iron Bank.

The Iron Bank of Braavos is unlike banks that Jesena remembers from that place and time that she keeps secret. Or rather, it is something more. It is independent of the Braavos government and yet it has the personnel and organization of an agency that would be in her former world.

When Jesena is twelve, the age Westerosi highborn boys become squires and girls get betrothed, she becomes an Iron Bank cadet. At first, she is one in a class of twenty other Braavosi adolescents, trying to learn enough to make the cut.

After a year of learning maths and culture and language and water dancing and, actually, many things she already learned at her father’s side, Jesena graduates alongside five of her classmates. Under the guidance of an experience banker, she is put on an apprentice team with two others and all three of them are given new names: Noho Dimittis, Tycho Nestoris, and Sena Martello.

“It seems… rather on the nose, don’t you think?” The newly renamed Noho Dimittis asks his teammates, “Isn’t the whole point of these new identities to be to protect our families?”

Tycho, whose new last name literally just means ‘scion’ and who is the grandson of one of the council members running the Iron Bank, just shrugs.

Jesena, in contrast, considers it fully, “Sometimes your family name can be a weapon instead of a shield,” she says.

“Oh yeah, Hammer?” Tycho responds pointedly of Jesena’s new last name.

“I was thinking more of a spear,” she says, “A sun and spear.”

Noho, Tycho, and Jesena learn, and soon enough are sent off on collections of their own.

Noho is known for somehow surviving the most hostile situations, Tycho for weaving and entrapping new clients, and Jesena? Well, she is the daughter of a viper and a shark–there aren’t many things deadlier than she.

When the time comes, Noho is sent to deal with Mad Queen Cersei, Tycho with the stony, self-styled King Stannis Baratheon, and when it comes time for Jesena’s assignment the council gives her a choice:

Daenerys Targaryen or Aegon Targaryen.

Which dragon would she rather take on?

While Jesena will always be loyal to the Iron Bank of Braavos above all else, that does not mean she is at cross-purposes with Dorne’s agenda. She will always be proud and thankful for the other half of her heritage.

The other half of Aegon’s.

In the end, it’s not really a choice at all.

~

A/N: So… you can probably tell that I was writing some DoS recursive fic simultaneously. But… uh. JESENA SAND aka Sena Martello, the badass banker from Braavos.

I basically picture the Iron Bank training super elite bankers kind of like Interpol agents or at least the secret agents you see in movies.

So Dimittis means “release” in Latin, Nesto(ris) means “scion” in Italian, and Martello means “hammer” in Italian. And originally, I was going for the hammerhead shark kind of thing… but then Martello sounded too much like Martell for that not to be a thing…

Word Prompts (O15): Origin

The public is, in general, rather accepting of this new vigilante team. Cadmium City has long since been protected by superheroes–the consequences of also having so many super powered criminals–and this new team is, if not the same, then similar.

It’s not a secret that Zenith is the son of Apex, or Starling the apprentice of Firefly. And while Thunderbolt’s powers are nothing like her aunt’s, and Goldheart is very obviously a lion not a wolf shapeshifter, these are familiar to the citizens of Cadmium. Understandable.

The fifth member of the team is… less so.

For one, the media can’t really seem to figure out what her power is, or even agree on whether or not it’s powers at all. A speedster, maybe, or a teleporter? But obviously not a very skilled one, or one with a very limited scope. In which case, why would she be on the team at all?

She might be a regular baseline human with some kind of gadget. But if it were a device, then surely it’d be of better use with Starling–with someone better trained–her fighting is amateurish when she’s not pulling whatever trick she does, and frankly, almost embarrassing.

Also, she doesn’t have a name. A name would help–either in figuring out what her abilities are, or even to organize public opinion. Trying to report on the team’s heroics for the day while referring to one of the members as “the green haired one” or “the other girl” is unprofessional.

No one is sure how exactly she joined the team. Or why.

It’s not that Leanne isn’t serious about being part of the team–it’s both dangerous and important work that they do, stepping in whenever the police force is overwhelmed (although, that happens less often than it did in decades passed, now that the department is hiring more meta-humans)–it’s just that, unlike her teammates, it isn’t her life.

There’s a very distinct line drawn between her life as Leanne and her life as… whoever she is on the team. Not distinct as in secret–her family knows what she does–but distinct as compartmentalized. It’s as if being a vigilante is just an extracurricular activity. Like volunteering for extreme community service.

But that’s all it is to her. She’ll answer the call, put on her ridiculous costume, and go out and save the day, but as soon as she comes home it’s back into normal clothes. No more mask on her face. Even though she carries the watch with her everywhere, she doesn’t do the same with the job.

The watch came first–a family heirloom, a promise, a gift–the job is just an opportunity for her to use it.

After her first real fight, Leanne spends a week trying to hide an absolutely hideous bruise on her face with make up. Unfortunately, she is terrible with make up and, moreover, has to borrow some from her sister. Faye not only has a different skin tone than Leanne, she also has a sharp eye.

“You’re doing it wrong,” Faye says, while Leanne fumbles with all the brushes and containers and it’s just ridiculous. The sound of plastic against the sink countertop echoes maddeningly against the tile.

“People at school already know you’ve been hit in the face,” she adds, and suddenly Leanne is worried that everyone at school knows she’s a super hero and what’s even the point of wearing a mask if it’s not going to protect her face or her identity?

“Relax,” Faye says, gently turning her sister’s face so she can apply foundation properly, “Mostly people think you walked into a sign post or something. Of course, others think maybe you’ve gotten into a shitty relationship.”

“Well, I kind of did,” Leanne finally says, because being on the team is a little like dating four overpowered adrenaline junkies who have convinced her to join their dangerous hobbies.

She doesn’t know why Dr Kaiza didn’t choose Faye–Faye who would probably be able to keep up with everyone else and wouldn’t end up with stupid bruises on her face.

“Hey, no crying,” Faye murmurs, wiping away tears before it reaches her hard work, “It’s only the first week, you’ll do better,”

Leanne cries harder. It’s an ugly thing, sloppy, she’s babbling on and on about how she’s useless. She didn’t do anything in the fight but get caught off guard and punched in the face. The robber actually looked surprised when she fell, as if he wasn’t actually expecting to succeed.

He didn’t, of course, but only because less than a second later, a lion rammed into him full weight, top speed.

“What am I even doing?” Leanne blubbers to her sister, sitting on the toilet lid and weeping her eyes out.

“You don’t have to do this,” Faye says, unsure, but offering nonetheless, “Kaiza doesn’t own you. If you don’t want to do it anymore, she can’t make you.”

Leanne is silent.

“But if you do want to do this, I’ll help you,” Faye says, “and so will Victor. You’re not alone.”

This is one of the moments Leanne will carry with her when she’s years and decades and even centuries away from everyone she loves.

~

A/N: Just look up the Leanne Peridot tag for previous installments of this… “series”

Word Prompts (Q1): Quarrel (2016-03-07)

Somehow, even though Ember is expecting something to happen–after all, there has to have been some kind of event that made the arguing Ash and Pikachu into the close-knit AshandPikachu she remembers–she is still completely blindsided by the hostile flock of Spearow. Almost literally.

She’s pretty sure nothing seriously bad will happen–Ash is the ultimate protagonist of this world despite Gary no longer being his rival and despite whatever she is–but that doesn’t stop her from being scared and worried. Sandshrew is a ground type Pokemon, and thus essentially useless in this fight against the flying Pokemon, and while Gary and his Squirtle increase their chances–they are still vastly outnumbered.

Pikachu would be most effective, but he’s not listening to Ash, and is attacking the way a wild Pokemon would–instinctively, recklessly, far from strategic.

Squirtle is tired out soon, as well as her Sandshrew, futilely trying to attack with scratch and poison sting, though their tough shells have prevented major injuries from happening. The same cannot be said for Pikachu’s softer fur and skin.

There are still many Spearow left.

One day, they will be stronger. One day, the idea of a flock of Spearows capable of taking them out will be laughable. One day, they will look on this moment with a little embarrassment, a lot of amusement, and the delicate brushstrokes of nostalgia.

But this is not that day. Today is only their first day, and they are outnumbered, outmatched, and simply out of options.

It’s frustrating.

And terrifying.

They run until they can’t anymore. Not because they’re tired, but because they fall into a river.

This is not the illustrious beginning to his Pokemon journey that Gary was expecting. Frankly, this is awful. And while the water seems to energize Squirtle enough that he can help tow Gary to the far shore quickly, the same cannot be said for the Ketchum twins and their Pokemon.

“Sandshrew!” Ember splutters, treading water for a few moments and looking around, before kicking down and into the water. Sandshrew is a tired ground Pokemon–a body of water is not the safest place for her to be. Ember’s head breaches the surface again, and even as she’s gasping for air she calls out for her starter.

“Squirtle, find Sandshrew,” Gary says, and the turtle nods obediently before diving back in. Gary hesitates before doing the same himself, he does actually know how to swim and since he’s already wet, and it makes the most sense for him to go to Ember since she seems to be panicking. “Ember!” He shouts, but she’s not paying attention or just can’t hear him, because she goes underwater again.

“Ember,” he says again, once she’s resurfaced, and he pulls at her arm to prevent her from diving back down, “Come on, we have to get to shore.”

“I can’t find Sandshrew,” she says, more afraid than Gary’s ever seen her, “I let go of her! She can’t swim, Gary,” she resists his pull towards land.

“Squirtle will find her,” he assures her, “I promise,” that seems to do the trick, and they both swim their way over to the shore.

They stand, drenched, waiting for their Pokemon to appear; seconds dragging on unbearably.

Until finally Squirtle’s brown shell and blue skin breach the river, further downstream than Ember had been checking. His movement is slow and awkward–and for a horrified moment, Gary thinks that maybe he’s been injured, gotten into a fight with even more wild Pokemon. Thankfully, it turns out that Squirtle’s only using his tail to propel himself forward, because gripped in his his arms and legs is the curled up body of Ember’s Sandshrew.

“Oh thank god,” Ember breathes and walks knee deep back into the river to pull the two Pokemon the rest of the way to shore, “Thank you, Squirtle,” she says with a rush, pressing a quick kiss to his scaly head, then passing him off to Gary.

While Ember and her Sandshrew grip tightly and speak to each other, apologies on one side and reassuring explanation on the other–apparently a well-timed Defense Curl can make a Sandshrew temporarily waterproof though it’ll sink like a stone–Gary smooths a hand over his Squirtle’s head with pride.

“You did well,” Gary says, it’s the truth, but Squirtle still looks pleased.

Now that they’ve reunited, however, there’s more pertinent matters to attend to–“Where are the Spearow?” Gary asks, scanning the sky for the flock that chased them into the river in the first place.

Ember gasps, dismayed, “Where’s Ash?”

Perhaps it’s coincidence, or maybe it’s fate, but Ash meets Misty, steals her bike, and proves his worthiness to Pikachu.

For once, in the aftermath of the storm, Ash sees something Ember does not. A shining, golden bird flying overhead.

~

A/N: Hm… so I’m mostly looking at the episode synopsis on bulbapedia for this so mreh? Even though it says Ash fell into a pond I figure, with Gary and Ember there, his path is altered enough that they could easily have fallen into a river instead. I guess. Also, ponds are tiny.

I don’t think I want to do a straight up rewrite of the anime–because that would be so boring–but I also don’t know what I would do with this series otherwise?

Light It Up (Burn It Down), 2/? (2016-03-06)

Ben doesn’t mention the blue rose until Chip catches him staring at the magic mirror. And, given Chip’s history with floating magical flowers, his reaction is completely justified.

“I’m fine!” Ben protests as Chip bodily hauls him to the Fairy Godmother.

“Tell that to my porcelain childhood!” Chip yells back, panic making his word choice odd but no less accurate.

By the time Fairy Godmother gets to her office, she is greeted to the sight of her king being held in a headlock by his bodyguard. She smiles, even though this is not the first time she’s seen such a thing.

The situation quickly become serious, however, when the topic matter is explained to her.

“I’m not going to be losing my limbs any time soon, am I?” Chip asks, though what he’s really asking is if this curse is the same as the one from his childhood.

Fairy Godmother examines the magic mirror, the image it contains, and her brow furrows in concentration and concern.

“It’s not the same, that much I know for sure,” she says slowly, as if carefully laying down the foundation for something huge she doesn’t even know of, “Roses were never really my specialty, and curses even less so, but I have been researching ever since the jewelry store robbery…” She purses her lips, “I’ll let you know what I find. Until then… for how long has this been going on?”

“Ten days,” Ben says, and immediately gets an indignant glare from Chip.

“Well, since then only the first petal has fallen, correct?”

“Yes,” Ben nods, and only feels the slightest twinge of worry when the Fairy Godmother doesn’t say anything in response to that.

“I’ll hold on to this for now,” she says instead, gesturing at the mirror, and not so subtly dismissing them.

Ben, despite being her king, was also once her student, so he leaves. And where he goes, Chip follows.

The thing about most curses is that they are fairly easy to undo–but only under very specific parameters. The more powerful the curse, the simpler the cure… and vice versa.

But she doesn’t know what this is. As far as she can tell, nothing has happened to Ben–yet–or to anyone else.

Unless the rose is meant to throw her off the right track. Have her make the obvious connection between this spell and the one that afflicted Ben’s father–wasting her time trying to undo one curse only for it to turn out to be another.

The petals must mean something, though. Maybe not a countdown to escalation but a countdown to activation. Something with such a long activation time would surely be incredibly strong.

In which case… an activation of what, exactly? And what triggers a petal falling?

Before she can research the answers, the image in the mirror changes. Gone is the rose; replacing it is a painted stone wall with a question of its own:

“Who did Laurette Bibeau hurt?”

She brings the mirror to Ben, who reads the question and is immediately alarmed. Considering the last one led to a murder investigation, it makes sense to expect the worse.

Captain de Châteaupers is eager to jump on it, even with so little to go on–it must be galvanizing to see the perpetrator of his last case walk free even with all the impeccable detective work and evidence against Chad Charming.

Still, even determination and skill does not make up for the lack of information on Laurette Bibeau, much less her possible unknown victim. The Knight hits a dead end within the week–the only Bibeau is an old bar in a small village in the outskirts of the capitol.

Ben checks the mirror obsessively, worriedly–if a failed conviction caused a petal to fall, what would a stalled investigation?

Thankfully, a lead appears. From the queen, in fact, visiting her son for their biweekly lunch. He tells her about the question–but not the curse–more as a way to vent than anything else, so it’s surprising when Belle solves it.

“Laurette Bibeau?” She responds in surprise, “I haven’t heard that name in years.”

Ben stares at his mother in shock, “You know who she is?”

“I did grow up with her after all. She and her sisters were the only other girls my age in our village,” Belle explains with a small nostalgic smile, “We weren’t that close, but I know none of them would hurt anyone,” She pauses, considering, “The triplets did have terrible taste in men, but in their defense, it was a very small village.”

Ben squints in confusion, “I don’t understand,” he has no idea where this is going.

“Well, all of them wanted to marry Gaston when we were younger,” at this point, Belle’s mouth twists into a frown, “Of course, only Laurette actually succeeded.”

“Where is she now?”

His mother looks at him, incredibly sad, “She married Gaston,” she says, instead, as if that were answer enough.

In a way, it is.

Ben sits in his study, head propped up in his hands, staring blankly at the magic mirror on his desk. The sky has already gone dark, but he has yet to turn on the lights in his room. Only the low gleam emitting from the mirror illuminates the room.

He’s already passed the information on to the captain–who will continue his investigation out of professionalism by finding and interviewing the remaining two triplets–but Ben is quite certain as to what he will find: nothing.

Laurette Gaston née Bibeau has hurt nobody, that’s the point. She’s hurt no one and yet she was exiled to the Isle of the Lost because of who she married.

“Why are you asking me these things?” Ben asks futilely, fingers pulling at his hair in frustration, “Why are you making me do this?”

It’s rhetorical, of course, Ben knows why. The kingdom of Auradon is imperfect, it’s justice system clearly flawed, and these questions are making him confront these facts. Who better to correct these problems than the king? But no child wants to know this about his inheritance, about the home he grew up in.

The mirror does not answer him.

“Laurette Bibeau hurt no one,” he says, then watches in fascination as the image wavers and changes, like the reflection on the surface of moving water.

“So what?” the mirror asks, flippant and cruel and goading.

Ben is confused, startled–what does that even mean?

“So,” he begins, “if she wants to return to Auradon, then I can arrange it.”

The image flickers and twists, back to the blue rose. Another petal falls.

“No, wait!” Ben says, “What did I do wrong? What do you want?”

Again, the mirror does not answer him. He resists the urge to throw it against the wall.

Four days later, after the latest Isle barge run, Princess Melody visits Ben in person, bearing a package.

“Normally, I’d say something about how I don’t appreciate being a delivery person. But I think for this I’ll make an exception,” she sets the box on Ben’s desk and steps back, looking away to give him privacy as he unpacks it. Which he appreciates when the contents become clear.

Inside is an urn. The plaque reads: Laurette Gaston née Bibeau, Beloved Wife and Mother.

Date of death, three years ago.

Ben thinks maybe he understands why the second petal fell.

~

A/N: This took me a very long time. So I don’t feel guilty about being ten minutes late for my daily post 😛

Also, in case you didn’t catch it, Laurette is one of the three “Bimbettes” (aka the three swooning blonde sisters) from the Beauty and the Beast movie. Why did I choose Laurette? Well, just use the search function on the wiki page and read about her. SHE WAS CLEARLY THE MOST AMBITIOUS AND CUNNING OF ALL THREE SISTERS. Why did I choose Bibeau as their last name? Well, I basically looked up French surnames, went to the part of the list that started with “Bi” and found one that means ‘heavy drinker’ and considering they’re apparently waitresses at the village tavern it seemed to suit.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed 😀

(Still no Carlos yet–sorry about that @walker2702)

Minor Miracles, 4/? (2016-03-05)

Helwen Hightower

(not all knowledge is meant for the light of day)

Helwen is the only child of Baelor Brightsmile, who himself is the heir of Leyton Hightower.

It is not a problem yet, but she is daughter not heiress–give it time.

“No need to look so grim, little cousin,” Willas says amused, smoothing his hand over her hair. She forgot to tie it up before delving into the library this morning–no doubt it is a horrible mess. But in a way, Willas has always been more Hightower than Tyrell, and so he does not mind.

“Uncle would never wed you to someone stupid or cruel,” he finishes, in what he must think is a comforting manner.

It’s not his fault it fails. Were she a different ten year old highborn girl of Westeros that might be enough.

But she is not, and so it is not.

She’s not worried about the intelligence or kindness of her potential husband. She’s angry that she even needs one.

She tries to explain to her father, but though he listens, he is still a man in a culture of systematic patriarchy. Mother, too, doesn’t understand her concerns.

They worry that she’ll end up like Aunt Malora, the “Mad Maid,” but that’s not the case at all. She doesn’t hate marriage, she just hates that she needs to be married to get what ought to be rightfully hers.

Helwen realizes that, if she wants to maintain her lifestyle in the future, she’ll have to secure it herself.

She starts small. Or rather, near.

She knows that, despite the disastrous tournament that resulted in Willas’ bad leg, he corresponds with Oberyn Martell. It’s a tenuous connection at best, especially given the traditional enmity between the Reach and Dorne, but it’s the only one she has.

“Do you think I could write to his daughters?” Helwen asks tentatively, glancing at her cousin from the corner of her eye.

The surprise is obvious on Willas’ face–no doubt struggling to resolve the idea of his young, bookish cousin wanting to befriend the Sand Snakes whose collective reputation can only be described as fearsome.

But he has always been concerned for her–the only child in a castle full of adults and books. And though he understands why Helwen doesn’t want to be one of Margaery’s aptly nicknamed flower girls, he still thinks her lonely.

He might not be wrong, but he is not entirely right, either.

Correspondence with the Sand Snakes go well–which is surprising even to Helwen. She thought, at most, they would indulge her for a letter or two before stopping, but that’s not the case.

While Obara’s letters are sparse and mostly talk about weaponry, and Nymeria’s are long and winding things that give absolutely nothing away, Helwen has actually met with Tyene and Sarella. As a septa and trader’s daughters respectively, they are the two Snakes which best correspond to Helwen’s own position as first daughter of Oldtown.

But it would perhaps be overly generous to call Helwen friends with the Sand Snakes. First of all, there is the continued cultural differences that even the most earnest letters would not be able to overcome. Second, there is an age gap–and while they respect her intelligence, she’s still technically a child. Third? Well.

There are some secrets she’ll never tell, and the Snakes know that.

But they don’t need to be friends to be allies, and who else would Helwen turn to help her overthrow the Lannisters?

The Reach has enjoyed a blessed existence–rich in natural resources, situated for mild climes and profitable trade–and Oldtown is its crown jewel.

When Helwen turns eleven, the Hightower receives no less than twenty suits for her hand in marriage and more are incoming. She is no beauty like her cousin Margaery, but that does not matter–she is any man’s ticket to the seat of Oldtown.

Her mother is excited at her prospects, Helwen is less appreciative.

Her father takes great pride in rejecting the lesser suits, and he promises not to let her ends up like Aunt Lynesse who eloped with some minor Northern lord only to return home once the man was exiled as a slaver.

Helwen looks at her father in surprise and thanks him–not for the vow, though that is appreciated, but for the information. Aunt Lynesse’s slaver ex-husband? Jorah Mormont–Daenerys Targaryen’s Bear Knight.

She doesn’t know how she’ll cultivate this tenuous connection, but its more than she had before. And plus, the Reach had been loyal to the Targaryens during Robert’s Rebellion–she has until the Tyrell’s formally claim alliance with Renly Baratheon to establish another correspondence.

Maybe the Dragon Queen will allow Helwen to keep the Hightower seat.

Just in case, she leans heavily on her grandfather’s current Florent wife to cultivate her own Baratheon alliance.

Shireen Baratheon is both younger and lonelier than Helwen was, and far easier to influence.

Dragon Queen or Stag Queen, Helwen believes in hedging her bets.

Now if only she could figure out how to get a Stark.

Despite all protests, Helwen goes to King’s Landing. She will not be there for long, to her mother’s despair–hoping that the trip would become Helwen’s debut in court–but her cousin is getting married (again) to a king (again) and so Helwen is expected to make an appearance.

She doesn’t enjoy it at all, constantly on edge and paranoid that someone will know what she’s been doing for the past four years. That she’ll be accused of treason and thrown into jail, while the Tyrells are accused of the same and the Lannisters turn their claws on her family.

While the latter does not happen the former does.

“Lady Helwen,” Lord Varys greets mildly, after she rebuffs the latest knight attempting to steal her birthright. Unlike most girls her age, she thinks she almost prefers the Spider’s company than the false charm of an ambitious minor lord.

Almost.

“Lord Varys,” she returns, just as mild.

“I commend you on your collection,” he says. And to an eavesdropper, it may seem like he is referring to her well-known love of books. Or, to one more politically inclined, even her frustratingly ever increasing number of suitors.

But she knows what he means; her back stiffens even as she thanks him for the compliment. It is, in its own way, flattering that the ultimate spymaster has acknowledged her own burgeoning ring. Though, for obvious reasons, such a thing is also incredibly dangerous.

What exactly does he want from her?

“Now is not the time, what with the festivities and your dear cousin’s upcoming nuptuals,” Varys says, “but I understand Hightower used to have quite the aviary.”

Helwen considers the statement and the offer hidden within, “I’m open to discussion,” she responds with a smile, “send me a letter.”

~

A/N: So what I know of the Hightowers I got from the Wiki of Ice and Fire here and also the absolutely fantastic fic Rough Winds Do Shake by SecondStarOnTheLeft.

When I first thought about making a Hightower character, I wasn’t expecting her to be so ambitious or political… but I also didn’t realize until I checked the Wiki that Baelor didn’t have any children. Which means Helwen would be the only Hightower of her generation and, well, as is obvious from the ficlet, she doesn’t want her inheritance to go to someone else.