The Queen’s Guard (2016-08-02)

A/N: completed version of this post

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Here’s the thing about being a member of the Hokage’s Guard: you are no longer a shinobi.

Or, rather, you are no longer just a shinobi.

It’s different than being ANBU–a little less, a little more. You are still yourself, but yourself has changed. Rather than getting hidden behind masks and callsigns, the Hokage’s Guard have faces and names that are out in the open yet overshadowed by their charge.

The Hokage’s Guard are chosen for a specific reason, because the Hokage’s Guard will never be more than that. They are the ones who survive, but don’t thrive. They are the ones who are steady and reliable, not flashy or impossible.

They are bodyguards to someone stronger than themselves and that means they were never meant for legends. Only footnotes if they get written in at all.

It’s not a bad role to have, necessarily. Not the most glamorous, but not all shinobi are made for that kind of life. And there is honor in being the Hokage’s last line of defense.

So long as your Hokage doesn’t die before you, that is.

This generation has a lot riding on them; a lot of expectations to live up to, a lot of sins and debt just waiting to be collected.

It’s not their fault, but that’s just how life is.

“We can’t do it,” Raido says, scarred face made grimmer with a furrowed brow. Beside him, Genma’s mouth is a flat line around his senbon. Iwashi, too, is a silent show of long-seated wounds.

It’s not often that shinobi–regular, non-elite jounin shinobi, that is–will refuse the Hokage. But this is a special case, and it helps that the Sandaime is only asking, not ordering.

Hiruzen sighs, less out of frustration and more out of grief.

“It wasn’t your fault, any of you,” he says, though it’s something he’s repeated many times before, “You did what you could–”

“Not everything,” Iwashi murmurs, interrupting just like usual–another thing that these three are given leeway with, “we’re still alive.”

Hiruzen sighs once more.

“Gai would be a good choice,” Genma suggests, sidestepping the drama and getting to the heart of the matter. A quality that makes–made–him a good choice for the Hokage’s Guard, “He’ll teach them well. They won’t–” fail, he doesn’t say; reconsiders, says instead, “–I trust him.”

The other two members of the disbanded Yondaime’s Guard nod in agreement, before they all leave at Hiruzen’s dismissal.

He has done poorly by those three, blinded by his own mourning and the sudden reclamation of a burden he’d thought passed on for good.

But the next Hokage’s Guard will be better–better trained, better treated, better prepared–they will be slated for this duty from the beginning of their shinobi careers and they will know, each step of the way, what kind of person their Hokage is.

Hiruzen isn’t sure who exactly their Hokage will be quite yet–though he has hopes for one in particular–but he knows it will be someone in next year’s graduating class.

For now, he’ll do his best to make the team from this year’s graduating class an unstoppable Hokage’s Guard.

The Godaime is still a little uncomfortable in her new position.

But that’s okay, so are her Guards.

After all, while the Sandaime might have prepared for the eventuality of succession, he didn’t plan for this exact scenario. Or for it to happen so soon–the Hokage and her Guards all barely teenagers.

But maybe it’s better this way, for the Guards to grow around their Hokage. To watch her become the legend she will one day be remembered for, to walk with her every step of the way. To know their Hokage not as a hero, but as a peer and a friend; a precious person to protect.

A nice thought, perhaps, but nice thoughts won’t protect the Hokage from assassination attempts. Of which there will, no doubt, be many.

Konoha has weathered the invasion well, has regrouped it’s strongest shinobi together, and lanced a corrupt organization from their core. They are by no means vulnerable, but they’ve also put a giant target on an untested child.

The Sandaime had become Hokage as a youth as well, be had been through war. Had shown all of the Elemental Nations his strength, had earned the hat undeniably.

The Godaime is not there yet, and neither are her Guards.

The Yondaime’s Guard might have to come out of retirement.

Despite Kakashi’s completely unsubtle preference, he cannot actually follow his student around for the rest of their lives as the most lethal guard dog ever.

Heh.

Jokes aside, Konoha cannot afford to have one of it’s strongest and most famous shinobi stuck in the village essentially babysitting the Hokage in her stronghold.

The same applies to Gai.

The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t really matter that his team isn’t yet chuunin–poor match ups and attitudes on their parts, anyway–it’s time for him to let them go. He knew from the beginning what he was training them for and it’s time for them to step up and for him to step back.

“Believe in them,” Genma says, looking unperturbed in the face of Gai and mini-Gai’s tears. That’s what being on a genin team with Maito Gai does to a person, “Believe in yourself, you’ve taught them well.”

Which begins a whole new bout of crying. But at least it’s more of the heartfelt kind rather than heartbreak.

Raido and Iwashi glance awkwardly at the remaining two genin, both of them thankfully not wailing and clinging to their sensei. Youthfully.

“You get used to it,” TenTen shrugs, almost eerily similar to Genma, no doubt having grown her own Gai and Lee-proof ways of coping. Neji scoffs but doesn’t disagree.

Iwashi turns to Genma, “You’re getting the mini-Gai.”

It’s not so much teaching or training as it is advising. None of the Yondaime’s Guard have Byakugan, and it’s safe to say that Lee is could probably kick all of their asses in taijutsu. And, given that TenTen survived being on a team with Gai and his mini-me, there’s no telling what kind of horrors she’s been put through for the past year and a half.

So mostly, it’s just advice. Passing on the baton, in a way. Just some veterans giving their successors some pointers. Ushering in the new generation, so to speak.

“I need to be drunk, like, five hours ago,” Raido moans, settling into the bar stool and immediately dropping his head in the curve of his arms.

Iwashi, already seated with his hands pressed to his temples, just grunts in acknowledgement.

“That bad?” Genma asks, smirk curling around his senbon.

“It’s my own damn fault,” Raido says, only looking up when the soft tap of a cup on the bar signals incoming alcohol, “I mentioned the Hiraishin and she just kept asking questions about it and–” he shudders, “Definitely Gai’s student.”

“And the Hyuuga?” Genma prompts Iwashi, who just sighs and downs the remains of his drink in response. Genma chuckles.

Raido eyes him, confused and possibly a little jealous, “How come you’re not all–” gesturing abstractly to his head, then at Iwashi.

“Lee’s a good kid,” he says, vague and unhelpful, “Gai did well…” he pauses, considers, gets to the heart of the matter. “They’ll be great.”

Iwashi waves the bartender for refills and raises his glass for a toast. “To the Hokage’s Guard,” he says, rueful smile on his face.

It’s not teaching or training or advice, not really. It’s closure, is what it is.

And maybe just a little bit redemption.

Raido and Genma mimic him, drinks and rueful smiles all.

“To the Hokage’s Guard.”

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A/N: Okay so here’s the completed version, by which I mean I tried to continue it but I had no idea it would go in this direction and then I was just like… well, okay then. This has very little Shikako and Team Gai in it even though, given the title, it ought to be about them.

I dunno, I’ll post it to ao3 later, I guess…

writing-prompt-s:

Humans have perfected the person/computer interface, allowing you to download skills and knowledge instead of going through traditional schooling. Lacking the necessary funds, you decide to bootleg the skill you’ve been wanting.

Untitled (2016-08-01)

Maia wakes up with a jolt, limbs flailing out as if electrocuted. She ends up punching the wall and spends the next handful of seconds groaning in pain.

Once that’s done, she checks the time–half past three in the morning, fantastic–and spends another handful of seconds hating the world.

“Are you unwell?” Rhys asks, his translucent head sticking out of her nightstand–empty eye socket and all, “We have another guest, but I can tell him to wait until the morrow.”

She’d prefer it if they’d wait until a more decent time so she can get some sleep, but apparently ghosts can’t move on unless it’s between midnight and sunrise. Lucky her.

Another handful of seconds screaming into her pillow and she’s good.

“Let’s do this,” she says, clawing her way out of her gloriously comfortable bed, and standing woozily in her ratty old high school class t-shirt and some boxer shorts with tigers on them. “I’m going to exorcise the shit out of this ghost.”

Rhys, having gotten used to her lack of decorum over the months of acting as her spiritual guide, merely sighs.

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

It’s a funny story, actually.

Well, no, it’s just kind of stupid.

See, so, Maia already used her allotted government sponsored downloads by getting a bachelor’s degree in philosophy which seemed like a good idea at the time until she realized the only thing someone can do with a bachelor’s degree in philosophy–besides signing up for a master’s program in philosophy which just seems like postponing the matter–is, apparently, being a receptionist for her aunt’s New Age House of Healing.

Really.

And, it’s, well. Not all that bad really. She doesn’t hate her job, and some of the stuff is kind of interesting in a charmingly hokey sort of way.

It’s just that it’s kind of boring and also, since she’s literally just sitting on her ass the entire day, she’s starting to get unhealthy. Any muscle tone she had before has kind of just melted into flab and it probably doesn’t help that next door is a bakery and she eats there every day.

Which is why she wanted to download an exercising app.

Exercising. With an e. Not an o.

Curse her cheapskate tendencies.

Gilded Living (2016-07-31)

“For god’s sake,” Julia gripes, running a hand through her hair in frustration, “Seduce the boy or kidnap him. I don’t care, Peter! Just get him out of that tower!”

Peter, rolling his eyes at his sister’s theatrics, doesn’t say anything. As if getting one teenager out of a tower is going to be anything but a piece of cake.

Three months later, trapped in the form of a bright yellow canary and mulishly tweeting an echo of Kane’s song, Peter thinks he could not have been more wrong.

Every good fairy tale starts with Once Upon a Time and ends with They Lived Happily Ever After, mostly because no one knows how long ago it happened and what actually happened–what were the consequences of each story and what it might lead to.

And what happens when someone else’s living begins.

A generation ago, there used to be two fairies in the kingdom. One was known for blessing babies with magical gifts and helping people find their one true love. The other was known for cursing the kingdom’s enemies and creating the thorny wall along the border.

She had protected the kingdom, had been loved in her own way, even if that love had also included some fear.

Until her sister died.

And then there was only one fairy left.

Kane is, technically, not a prince. Sure, his mother was a princess and, yes, his grandparents are the king and queen and, alright, if something were to happen to all of his uncles, aunts, and cousins then he would be next in line for the throne.

But he’s not a prince.

Really.

His father makes wagons for a living. And although Kane has never been all that good at the family business, he contributes in his own way.

Or, well, he used to.

In addition to Peter, the irritated canary, Kane’s fellow tower inhabitants are:

Agnes, the hyper cat–previously Agnes, daughter of the neighboring kingdom’s general and hostage for said father’s good behavior,

John, the clumsy turtle–previously John, a knight errant who tried to free what he believed was a princess trapped in the tower,

Elena, the lazy fish–previously Elena, the kingdom’s most beautiful young woman who asked to for a safe place to hide from a nobleman,

and Bromley, who is in charge of making sure Kane’s every want and need is met by order of the fairy, and who is also a were-sheep.

The only thing Kane is not given is his freedom.

The fairy–for there is only one now–does mean well, in her own way. Much like she does good, in her own way, and is loved by the kingdom, in her own way.

The problem is that, with Kane, she’s trying to take care of him in her sister’s way, and that’s where things go wrong.

Julia is not a fairy. What she is, though, is a disowned noblewoman and a pretty damned talented magician in her own right.

All she needs is a Tower, and she’ll be powerful enough to spite her family by becoming the kingdom’s Court Magician.

Too bad she picked the wrong tower.

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A/N: Gonna be honest, I brainstormed with characters from Glee in mind because my sister was binge-watching the series on Netflix, but I’ve adapted things so that even if you can probably still see where the influences are it’s not exactly fanfiction… I mean I also had some Descendants on the mind so this is what my brain spat out, ultimately, and I think it works surprisingly well.

Sort of related to my previous spat of Princesses in Towers thing, but not.


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Take your time, darling,
I know you’ll be there for me
I know you’ll always love me
And if not, then fuck you

If I find you cheating on me,
Then you’d better check your insurance
You might find your car missing
Or just scratched the fuck up

I’m not saying I did it,
I’m not saying I would,
But maybe consider,
I know Krav Maga

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A/N: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Lapis Lazuli, Malachite, and Unhealthy Relationships (2016-07-30)

(spoilers for Steven Universe episode, Alone at Sea)

The thing about Alone at Sea and the “big reveal” about Lapis and Jasper’s relationship (via the fusion Malachite) is that it does portray a different type of emotional abuse that people aren’t used to seeing on media and thus don’t know how to understand it.

I know there’s a lot of backlash for this episode. People saying that Jasper is the victim and therefore Lapis has nothing to ‘complain’ about, people saying that Rebecca Sugar is a terrible person for writing their relationship this way.

I’ll be honest, when I first thought about Malachite as an unhealthy relationship, I did think it was the more ‘traditional’ version of abuse I’ve seen before–with Jasper as controlling and violent and Lapis being trapped and forced to endure. This is what their relationship was before they were fused–with Lapis literally as Jasper’s prisoner–and so I assumed that this dynamic continued into their fusion.

Which, as stated in the episode, is clearly not the case.

But that doesn’t make their Malachite relationship less abusive. And while it may seem that the direction of abuse has changed, that doesn’t mean that this isn’t still a vastly unhealthy relationship for both Lapis and Jasper. Lapis isn’t less of a victim in their relationship than she was before the fusion.

Because here’s the thing: yes, Lapis was controlling and hurtful–these are canon by admission–but just because Jasper was the target of this, just because Jasper has become a victim as well, does not mean Lapis is any less. In unhealthy relationships it’s not always one victim and one abuser–things aren’t as straightforward as all that, it’s not just a one way street.

Both (assuming non-poly relationships for the sake of this post) participants in a relationship can be horrible to each other, can be hurtful and mean and abusive to each other. It doesn’t invalidate one’s abuse towards the other.

As Malachite–a fusion which Lapis entered under duress/dubious consent, I’ll remind you–Jasper and Lapis spent the entire time at the bottom of the ocean, fighting each other for control. Lapis won most of the time but that doesn’t mean she has all the power in this relationship.

Consider dating an addict; one whose addiction is dangerous not only to themselves but to others around them. So as this addict’s significant other, either you’re an enabler or you’re trying to stop them. You cut off access to their addiction. You invade their privacy to make sure they’re not hiding stashes from you, keep track of where or when they are to make sure there aren’t opportunities for them to indulge, prevent them from talking to others who you know also partake in the addiction even if those are ‘friends’.

It’s not a healthy relationship even though you’re trying to get your partner clean. But it’s also not solely your fault. True, you could break up with them, but couldn’t they also break up with you? You’re with them for a reason, even if the addiction has become the prevalent, unhealthy part. You love them, not their addiction, and maybe that’s what makes you stay. Maybe they even play on that to make sure you stay. You are as trapped in this relationship as your partner even though it does look like you’re the one with all the power.

It doesn’t have to be romantic relationships.

And, sure, in the case of Jasper and Lapis that addiction is more like “destroying Earth” but the point still stands. This is an unhealthy relationship that Lapis has been trapped in, and even if its not, from the outset, the same tableau of abuse we’ve seen in the media over and over again, it doesn’t make it any less valid.

tl;dr: Abuse and unhealthy relationships aren’t just one abuser and one victim. Jasper being a victim doesn’t invalidate Lapis as a victim, either.

Untitled (2016-07-28)

“Oh.”

The door opens. The dark room suddenly cut through with light from the hallway, the speaker’s silhouette breaking it up into irregular beams.

Tangled on the floor, Terry and Marcus startle, faces jerking away from each other hurriedly.

Stunned, they stare.

Harry stares back. Realizes she’s staring. Quickly looks away.

“O-oh,” she says again, flush climbing high on her cheeks. “I-I didn’t mean to interrupt, I’ll just…” she steps back, hand reaching for the doorknob. Before she door clicks shut she adds, “Use protection, little brother!”

Still stunned, they stare.

The room goes dark once more.

“Oh my god!” Terry shouts, practically flinging himself away from Marcus who is gagging and shuddering away as well.

“She thinks we were having sex!”

Terry and Marcus were not, in fact, having sex.

Mostly because Terry and Marcus did, in fact, hate each other.

(And while both of them knew hate sex was, in fact, a thing that existed, neither of them actually wanted to dwell to long on that matter.)

Terry and Marcus were, instead, trying to beat the living daylights out of each other in secret. Not that their animosity for each other was much of a secret, but Harry liked to live in a world where conflicts could be solved either by friendship or baked goods, and seeing as how Harry is both Terry’s older sister and Marcus’ best friend they’ve both grown up trying their best not to disappoint her. Or otherwise have cupcakes forcibly shoved down their throats.

(It was Harry’s 8th and Terry’s 6th birthday party–always combined because they were both born within a week of each other–when Marcus developed an acute fear of blue frosting for the rest of his life)

On the one hand, both men hated each other’s guts. On the other, if they didn’t play along with Harry’s delusion for at least a little while, they might end up the first double homicide via pastries and that would just be embarrassing.

So fake relationship it was.

(It’s not like either of them hadn’t noticed how attractive the other had become, and maybe in a different life they’d be each other’s type.

If it weren’t for their god awful personalities, that is.)

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A/N: set up for a fake relationship thing which is always my favorite thing to read but which I don’t think I can write without some practice…

Dreaming One Shots — now on ao3!

jacksgreysays:

jacksgreysays:

Combining all of my Dreaming of Sunshine recursive one shots into one collection called Dreaming One Shots on archiveofourown.

For now this includes:

  1. Becoming a Legend
  2. Stories of Ancient Gods
  3. Netsui/Shikako Three Sentence Fic
  4. Dropped Off Stitches (On The Loom Of Fate)

Check it out here!

Have also uploaded:

5.  Chances Gone By
6.  You and Me and Baby (Makes Fifteen)

Have also uploaded:

7.  Winter in the Fields
8.  Semi-Phenomenal, Nearly Cosmic

Untitled Descendants ficlet, (2016-07-26)

The stories go a little differently.

Small details made important when the ending turns one way instead of the other.

Like sparks turning into bonfires, and flapping wings turning into storms.

The queen triumphant, the kingdom stolen. Ambition and cunning and power rewarded.

All because of one tiny change.

It starts like this:

The Evil Queen ascends the throne, and knows she must get rid of Snow White. It is not a matter of beauty, but a matter of politics–for now, she is queen regent, throne gained by marriage, but that will be taken from her as soon as Snow White comes of age.

She summons her best hunter–not a man who can be swayed by a pretty face and a couple of tears, but a woman whose eccentricity is allowed because of her ruthlessness.

Normally, the Huntress only cares for exotic furs, but for this one hunt she doesn’t mind coming back with a different trophy instead.

For true, the Evil Queen feasts on a princesses’ heart that night, and thus solidifies her reign.

Long live the Queen.

Then it keeps going:

Maleficent is, above all else, a being of magic. The being of magic, even, if she’s going to honest. No other fairies are nearly as powerful as she is, and any other magical being that is more also has far less freedom.

When it comes to magic, nothing can defeat her.

Which is why, when it comes to the little princess and those second-rate fairies, she’s not worried about her curse failing.

What she’s worried about is that terrible little prince she’s betrothed to breaking it.

All curses can break, even hers.

But if the little prince is too distracted by, say, a neighboring kingdom’s Queen declaring war to save this kingdom. Well, then.

She’s not much one for mortals, but alliances have their benefits.

Maybe she’ll give the Queen a thank you gift.

Then it spreads further:

The sultan is a buffoon, so it’s not as if Jafar doesn’t already run the kingdom, but there’s a difference between running it and ruling it and Jafar knows which one he’d rather have.

There’s an Empress in the cold lands to the west, one backed by a magic creature. It doesn’t hurt to be friendly with one’s peers, especially one who thinks so much alike.

And anyway, as royal vizier, it’s Jafar’s job to make sure foreign relations run as smoothly as possible.

The diamond in the rough nearly ruins everything, but the Empress from the cold lands sends… an ambassador of sorts.

When the Huntress is done, she considers her trophies. The monkey’s fur is coarse and no doubt flea-ridden, but the tiger pelt? She could make quite the coat out of that.

It’s not as if the new Sultan minds.

And so the story changes:

The Empress has conquered three kingdoms now, her influence spreading, and it’s unlikely she’ll be ousted. Certainly not with Maleficent on her side.

It’s a large amount of land and people to govern, though no one could say the Empress is bad at her job, no matter how evil she may be. But Maleficent does owe her a thank you gift.

The neighboring kingdom has recently lost their king and queen, leaving only a young bratty prince in charge.

In homage, Maleficent plays the part of an old woman and curses the entire castle.

There is little resistance, with no royalty to stop her; the Empress expands her empire. And she gives the Huntress a thank you gift of her own: a very unique hunt with quite the exotic prey.

~

A/N: I kinda wanted to do a bad guys win thing… this may act as a prequel for an AU series, though I’m a little wishy washy on that because… I’ve become terrible at finishing my Descendants WIPs and I don’t want to just start up another one, you know?

Anyway, because the whole… different time periods mash up into the present thing kind of annoys me, I was wondering what if everyone was in the ambiguous medieval past. And then, trying to figure out how to put Cruella in the past made me realize she would’ve totally been a huntress and Snow White would have been totes doomed.

And then it kind of spiraled from there because I love political ramifications of fairy tales. Love them.

… This kinda reminds me of my first Descendants ficlet.

edit: now on ao3 as part of Nameless, Worthy (Infamous