Only Fools Rush In, part 3/12 (2015-08-01) [3]

“Am I being too subtle?” he asks, leaning casually against the lockers next to Mal’s, the perfect picture of a devoted boyfriend. Except for the conversation topic.

A laugh bubbles out of her, honestly surprised and brightly entertained. Ben is always pleased when he can do that, anything to make her happy.

“You announced to the entire school that you were in love with me before we were even dating, and on our first date you took off your clothes,” Mal reminds him, smile edging sideways with mostly benign teasing.

He scratches his cheek sheepishly, acknowledging her point, but defending himself with, “But that was when I was under the love potion.”

Her nose crinkles, now more ashamed at the memory of having to resort to a love potion than having been caught using said potion.

“But it didn’t change who you were, or how you acted while in love. It just focused those emotions on a specific target,” she responds thoughtfully, fingers tap tap tapping against the spine of her spell book, “Just because the target of your affections is one that you’ve chosen, doesn’t mean your behavior would be considerably different.”

Her voice drops out of the lofty theorizing, and darkens into something hard and flinty, “I understand that you’d want to be a little more discrete since it’s Carlos…”

And Ben is still working his parents over on the matter of my-girlfriend-is-Maleficent’s-daughter, much less the I’m-actually-in-love-with-Cruella’s-son.

“…but he’s not going to end up your dirty little secret,” she states, advice and warning combined.

He shakes his head, because of course not. He wouldn’t–doesn’t–view Carlos that way whatsoever. The reason why he doesn’t sing his feelings at the top of his lungs to the entire school is because Carlos and Mal are different. “With you, I knew you’d reject me if you didn’t want me, even in front of the entire school. But with him… I don’t want him to feel pressured into saying yes.”

“There you go,” she says, satisfied, “Now, walk me to my math class so we can pass by Carlos in the hallway on his way to computer science.”

Ben’s next class, history, is in a completely different building on the other side of campus. But he thinks the daily tardies are a worthy exchange for daily smiles and waves.

Mal hip checks him when he stops moving to watch Carlos walk away, nearly completely turned around to do so. Luckily for Ben, the crowd flowing around them are all students almost late for class, too busy to notice.

“Not subtle at all,” she chides half-heartedly.

~

A/N: THIS IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF DRABBLES I HAVE WRITTEN IN ONE DAY. I AM RUNNING ON LESS THAN THREE HOURS OF SLEEP. WHY ARE MY FEELINGS FOR THIS CAMPY MOVIE INCREASING OVER TIME?

Continuation of today’s earlier posts.

Also, any suggestions for a title for this series?

EDIT: NOW WITH TITLE– “ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN”

Only Fools Rush In, part 2/12 (2015-08-01) [2]

There seems to be a disconnect between his conscious and subconscious mind; because while he still finds it extremely difficult to verbally ask Carlos out, his subconscious seems to be completely on board with the seduction.

“Good boy,” Ben murmurs into Carlos’ ear after he’s finally made a goal during one of their tourney practices. One of Ben’s hands is curled possessively around the back of Carlos’ neck, the other strokes down his stomach, pulling away just before it hits waistband. Belly rubs indeed.

Carlos, distracted by the joy and pride of his first successful shot, only smiles at Ben gratefully. The same as he always does during their personal training times.

Outside of those, Ben’s opportunities to ask Carlos out (continue seducing him) drops to zero. Because for some reason, even though all of them know he’s trying to date Carlos, the three other Lost kids do not leave him alone.

“Associating yourself with endorphins and exhilaration? It’s a good start,” Evie says with a wink–how does she know these things–at lunch one day. Thankfully, Carlos is not in earshot of their lunch table, opting to spend the rest of his free time playing fetch with Dude, but still. He’s right there.

“Carlos loves chocolate,” Mal mentions pointedly, both helpful and despicable, as Ben’s mind goes full throttle down a particular road. Blood rushes elsewhere in addition to his face.

“Still don’t need to hear this,” Jay grumbles, and steadfastly ignores everyone else at the table.

“Hear what?” Carlos asks as he rejoins them, Dude loyally following at his heels. He plops down into the space next to Ben; and Ben has apparently lost all control, automatically leaning towards him.

“Nothing,” the girls say, giggling to one another. Jay continues to ignore everyone.

“Ookay?” Carlos responds, and if Ben is maybe thrilled by the slightly breathless way he speaks, panting with exertion, well. No one else needs to know. Certainly not Jay.

One would think that, after years of looking after Dude, it would have earned Ben some loyalty; or at the very least some kind of leeway. But when it comes to the dog’s favorite human, apparently even past generosity means nothing.

“I fed you steak,” Ben hisses, feeling betrayed, when Dude growls at what he apparently deems an inappropriate proximity to Carlos.

It’s a Friday night, and Ben and Carlos are finally alone–thanks to Evie and Mal literally dragging Jay out of the boys’ dorm room–and they’ve spent the last two hours playing video games.

Not that he hasn’t enjoyed spending time alone with Carlos without the pretext of tourney training. Or, nearly alone with Carlos. But he was kind of hoping to elevate their relationship to the next level. Or at least bring up that possibility.

Instead, Dude has been acting as chaperone for this not-date (would be a date, if Ben could actually ask), bodily going in between the two of them whenever Ben tries to do anything.

He has never been more aware or more frustrated by the presence of a bed in his entire life.

So what if Dude dooms this particular night to a strictly platonic hang out? It’s not exactly a hardship to interact with the boy he likes.

“Again?” Carlos pleads, even though Ben has lost every single round thus far and he’s kind of getting bored of the game. But Carlos asks, hardly even needs to pout or widen his eyes or tilt his head beseechingly, and of course Ben is going to say yes. Though all of that certainly doesn’t hurt his case.

And, well, so what if Ben loses yet again? Carlos’ delighted grin is an excellent consolation prize.

~

A/N: WTF! Are you kidding me? I literally could not fall asleep because I was thinking about this. Whhyyyyyy? I did not sign up for such a disproportionate amount of feels.

And I’m hinting at puppy play between two next generation Disney characters. Oh my lord, I might as well fling myself into the sun, I’m probably going to some level of hell.

Direct sequel to this.

Also, maybe I should come up with a title for this if it’s going to be a series…

EDIT: IT’S CONTINUED HERE. WHY AM I BEING COMPELLED TO WRITE THIS?

EDIT2: NOW WITH A TITLE! CHECK OUT MY “ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN” TAG FOR MORE INSTALLMENTS.

Only Fools Rush In, part 1/12 (2015-08-01) [1]

“Of course I don’t mind,” Mal says, soft smile gracing those perfect pink lips he’s never kissed. And never will.

Certainly not if he’s going to follow through on this crazy idea of his.

“But one condition,” she adds, and now her smile turns sharp and edged and dangerous, like nothing in Auradon. He thinks it’s going to be secrecy, not to cause a scandal, but instead she says, “Break his heart and I’ll end you.” The tapping of her fingertips against her ever present spell book is just a reminder of how easily she can back up her words.

He remembers why he loves her, why he wanted her to wear his ring. She’ll make a great queen.

Maybe not a good one, but he’s sick of good. Good is boring. And what he wants? Is neither.

He gets Mal’s permission first–because there’s no way he’s going to cheat on his girlfriend, even if that term is used more as a job title than a relationship status–but she’s not the last.

Evie blinks at his question, rolls her eyes, then dismisses him, “You think I didn’t already know? I suppose I could threaten you but, to be honest, anything I do would be faster and less painful than what Mal or Jay would do to you.”

He considers that, then nods in agreement.

She’s about to turn away, onto her next project, when she stops, head tilting as she considers the idea that has just popped into her head. Then she smirks, gaze crawling up his body from toe to head in an amused leer.

“Is the change genetic?” She asks, and he’s about to say no, his father’s curse was broken decades ago, but then she continues, “Because Carlos likes fur.”

The blush that spreads across his face is almost as red as the ruby around her neck. He cannot flee fast enough from her laughter.

Unsurprisingly, Jay is the hardest. And not just because he’s got biceps as big as Ben’s head with a predilection to use them whenever he wants. Jay and Carlos are brothers and, more than that, they’re roommates. It takes a lot of maneuvering to get Jay by himself, and even that still involves Carlos looking at them both with abandoned, hurt puppy eyes which nearly undoes all of Ben’s plans.

But no, he’s going to do this right.

When he first broaches the topic, Jay shows remarkable restraint when, instead of immediately decking Ben across the face, he merely punches a hole in the wall next to Ben’s head.

“Mal knows, of course she knows!” Ben blurts out, relieved when Jay finally pulls away his fist, “Evie does, too.”

“Duh,” Jay scoffs, which–what, does Evie just know everything?–but at least he’s not angry anymore.

“I promise I won’t hurt him,” Ben says, then his thoughts stray just a little so he flushes and admits, “Well, unless he wants me to–”

“Shut up, I don’t need to hear that,” Jay thankfully interrupts before their conversation delves too far in a direction neither of them want to go in. “Promises mean shit,” he redirects, still scowling, but backing away so he no longer looms menacingly over Ben.

“But you are the reason that damn mutt sleeps in our room…”

The reason Carlos isn’t frightened to death of dogs anymore, Ben translates.

“And you were willing to help him out with tourney training even before…” Jay trails off and waves a hand vaguely which Ben doesn’t know if that means before he started dating Mal or before he started having feelings for someone not his girlfriend. And not a girl, for that matter.

“You better not screw this up,” Jay says, before punching Ben on the shoulder–both a warning and a gesture of approval. He ends the conversation completely by simply walking away.

Ben resists the urge to rub away the pain until Jay is completely out of his line of sight. That really hurt.

Now comes the actual difficult part: asking Carlos if he wants to go out with Ben.

~

A/N: Oh god, what am I doing? Doing what I do best, apparently, writing about a ship without actually having the characters of the ship interact.

Not necessarily related to my other Untitled Descendants drabble here, but they’re not inconsistent with each other, so enjoy?

Basically, after reconsidering the movie and sifting through all the awkward heteronormative stuff, I gleaned a few excellent headcanons about everyone’s orientation/relationships/personalities which I now greatly enjoy.

Mal: either demi or aro ace. She and Ben are still together, and probably will get married, but she’s not going to deny him happiness. Especially not if it’ll make one of her brothers/best friends happy.

Ben: there’s no way that boy is completely straight. no way.

Evie: once she drops the air-head routine, she accepts her potential for omniscience. she doesn’t even need her mirror for it.

Jay: older brother. SUCH an older brother. and plus, they all grew up on the Isle together. Even if Jay and Carlos aren’t genetic brothers (and, again, I can easily headcanon that all of them are at least half-siblings) I have weird, specific feelings about the Westermarck effect.

Carlos: what an adorable little charmer. did you see how easily he got the security company to turn off the siren? that boy’s hella cute.

EDIT: continued here.

EDIT2: NOW WITH A TITLE. THIS SERIES IS CALLED “ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN,” SO FOLLOW THAT TAG FOR MORE INSTALLMENTS.