Dreaming of S(tories), a DoS remix drabble (2015-09-23)

It takes a while, for the people of Sand to see Shikako as anything more than the personification of Konoha’s overbearing meddling. And an insulting one at that–a single little girl? Not even a full team. Then again, no doubt if Konoha had sent a full team, they’d be accused of being overly hostile.

Ugh, politics.

But after that, they grow to be–not accustomed, and definitely not fond–resigned to her presence… It varies by generation.

The Nara clan jutsu traditionally aren’t seen as much of a threat in the Land of Wind, the scorching sun and mostly flat environment creating a distinct lack of shadows. During the shinobi world wars, members of the Nara clan were utilized more in the north–against Lightning or Stone–the mountainous landscape providing advantageous, rocky outcroppings.

Simply put, the Nara don’t have much of a reputation in the Land of Wind, not historically anyway, and the elderly generation don’t know what to make of her. Minus Ebizo-jii-sama, of course, who mostly views her as a decent opponent in Igo who also provides unintended entertainment.

Those of active mission-taking age, are very aware of who she is and what she can do. Even if she hadn’t made a pretty damn impressive showing against their Kazekage during the Chuunin Exams which essentially gave Gaara the position, she’s in the bingo books. And as Konoha’s allies, Sand gets a more accurate portrayal of her skills than, say, Rock’s version.

On top of that, Shikako has no qualms about training where others can see her. She frequently spars against Kankurou who is practically slated to take over the Puppet Corps in a few years, and he’s almost as bad as Kiba when it comes to loudly retelling what he calls ‘Sparky moments’. Like that time she blew up an attempted kidnapper’s head.

God, she’s never going to live that down.

The kids, though, even the ones who aren’t all that much younger than she is, they think she’s… fascinating. Though she attributes that more towards her status as a novelty than anything else. What’s odd, though, is how it started.

The first time wasn’t an accident, but it certainly wasn’t planned, either. Unlike the Sand siblings’ second trip to Konoha, she wasn’t placed in the academy as an assistant teacher. If it weren’t for the fact that the children actively seek her out, Shikako wouldn’t even have the opportunity to interact with them. And now?

“Heh, looks school’s done for today,” Kankurou laughs, Karasu pulling back, blades retreating into it’s wooden interior. Likewise, she sheathes her practice tanto, cringing at the near inaudible scraping noise that let’s her know that sand has gotten in. She’ll have to clean the both sword and sheathe properly before she goes to bed tonight.

Along the demarcated edges of the training grounds, a huddle of maybe ten or so Academy-aged kids await. She waves at them, a little flattered and a lot embarrassed when they cheer enthusiastically back.

“Don’t keep your adoring audience waiting, Sparky,” Kankurou jokes, replacing a wrapped up Karasu on his back.

“You’re not going to join us?” Shikako asks, slyly, “They’ll be your fellow puppeteers soon, shouldn’t you go impress them now while they’re still young?”

“Ugh, no way, I did my time. I don’t want to hang around a bunch of brats. And plus, it’s your fancy shadow stuff they want to see,” he grumbles before, effectively, fleeing and leaving her to the mercies of the tiny horde of tiny bunraku ninja-to-be.

“Nee-san,” one of them calls out, waving her arms and likewise making her small practice puppet wave it’s arms in sync. Her peers are engaging their own practice puppets in mock fights, very similar to the spar she and Kankurou just ended. It takes hardly anything at all to do the same with a modified Shadow Gathering Technique. And anyway, it’s good practice for her. The kids ooh and ah at the way the shadows seem to spring to life.

“Nee-san,” the ringleader repeats, equally amazed, but trying to stay on track, “You said today you’d do one of your stories.”

“I did say that, didn’t I?” Shikako replies, channeling her inner Kakashi, “Are you sure you wouldn’t rather Akako and the Wolf?” One of the other kids brightens in obvious excitement. He had been the one absolutely enamored by last week’s Little Red Riding Hood adaptation, one that Shikako thinks the Inuzuka would approve of considering it has the little girl and the wolf team up against the big bad hunter. Already, the little boy has modified his practice puppet into one resembling a four-legged creature in contrast to the others’ humanoid shapes.

“You already showed us that one!” The little girl says, “We want to hear about the Ikioi-en!” and around her the other kids nod and chatter in agreement.

Shikako tries not to look too baffled, but clearly something slips because another kid mentions, “Kankurou-sama said you were there when the Dead Wastes became the Ikioi-en.”

At that, she has two immediate reactions: Oh. That mission.

And then: not hanging around a bunch of brats her ass.

“It’s a pretty long story,” she tries to demur, though in her head she’s already trying to figure out the best way to arrange it both for age-appropriateness and maximum entertainment.

“The best ones are,” the ringleader says magnanimously, “You can do Act One today and then the other Acts later.”

“Oh, I can?” Shikako asks, pointedly, tone teasing, which causes the little girl to flush.

“Please, Nee-san,” she amends, which sends the rest of them into a wave of pleading.

Shikako can’t help the chuckle that escapes, and she gives in easily enough. Though she does exaggeratedly examine the sky, as if calculating, “We’ll have to go to the east side of the administrative building,” she says sagely, and the kids follow after her and nod to each other. She grins when she hears their high voices speculating about the decision–obviously since the sun sets in the west, the east side of the building would have bigger shadows. And everyone knows that the administrative building is the tallest in the village.

In truth, though, she almost always does her shadow shows near the administrative building. She knows Gaara enjoys the children being close by, even if, for the most part, they’re still too frightened to approach him directly. Sometimes, she thinks he enjoys the stories, too.

Then, sensing Kankurou’s chakra next to Gaara’s bright and steady presence, she muffles a laugh. She guesses they both do, though why Kankurou bothered with subterfuge escapes her–she already knows he’s a theatre nerd.

~

A/N: Strange ending, I admit. Also, longer than I thought it would be even when I cut a section out (I was considering doing a thing with Shikadai and his Aunt Shikako but… mreh).

I figure that even though the Gelel mission is S-ranked for her/Konoha, it’s pretty common knowledge in the Land of Wind since they were literally being invaded by an outside force and then a major part of their country got revitalized mysteriously. At the very least, they’d have to explain why a place called the Dead Wastes now no longer matches such a description.

Becoming a Legend: Or, How Fuinjutsu Helped TenTen Make Friends (2015-09-21)

A/N1: Just a heads up, this is a TenTen drabble based on the fanfiction Dreaming of Sunshine which isn’t all that different from the canon!Naruto world except for how it’s better. Seriously, go read it.

~

When Shikako asks TenTen if she has a moment, TenTen nods and goes along. She thinks that maybe they’ll spar, but instead Shikako wanders to one of the lesser used parks and sits at a table, gesturing for TenTen to do the same.

Shikako looks at her carefully, pauses as if scanning the area, then pulls up one of her sleeves. All along her arms are seals, and TenTen knows that she put seals on herself but it’s startling to see in person just how many. From what TenTen can tell, not all of it is only resistance seals.

Shikako gestures at a small mark, maybe the size of her thumb nail, a simple yet strange symbol–an uneven triangle with extending tails on the bottom right corner.

“This is a storage seal,” Shikako says, a polite gesture from a fuinjutsu expert who can blow up people’s heads with a single touch. With a little application of chakra, a small poof of smoke reveals an odd three-pronged kunai.

Tentatively, Shikako sets it on the picnic table between them, and when TenTen looks closer she can see that there are seals on the kunai.

“This is–” she gasps out, almost slapping her hand over the blade to keep it hidden. As if someone might see them, as if Shikako’s ever advancing sensor skills wouldn’t know if someone was nearby.

“I know that the advice I gave you before pushed you to be more lethal not less, and you’re looking for another way… I think this might help you with that. And, to be honest, you might have a better time with this.”

TenTen is too amazed by the existence of the Yondaime’s Hiraishin kunai in front of her very eyes to fully grasp what Shikako says, but there’s still something bugging her… Perhaps the confusion shows on her face because Shikako just smiles and says, “You should ask Haku how he met my team.”

TenTen wrinkles her nose, the Mist ambassador?

She remembers fighting against him in the second round of the Chuunin exams. It had been frustrating to fight someone who not only had throwing accuracy almost as good as she did but with an unmatchable bloodline and near impossible speed on top of that. He had been like a combination of her and her teammates rolled into one very polite and very pretty person.

“Or you could ask Sasuke about our first C-rank mission,” Shikako says wryly, smile somehow both a little sly and apologetic, knowing TenTen’s experience with him as a temporary teammate.

Mist ambassador it is.

While TenTen appreciates Shikako’s help, she thinks that they just really don’t understand each other very much at all. It’s not a bad thing, they like each other and they are friends, but it’s as if their thought processes are completely perpendicular to one another. It shows in their sealing, too.

Shikako’s approach to fuinjutsu is, frankly, completely baffling to TenTen. There are symbols that don’t make sense, which TenTen has never seen before, and even Shikako’s attempts to explain just don’t work. Similarly, TenTen’s attempts to teach her the Infinite Pocket (as she’s taken to calling the non-collapsing storage space she developed) have failed miserably.

“I guess Hammerspace just isn’t meant for me,” Shikako shrugs, honestly not upset with being unable to use something she had helped develop, “It suits your style more, anyway. Most of the things I use I only have one of.”

And maybe that’s why it’s TenTen who is the one to reverse engineer the Hiraishin, not Shikako. Because while Shikako circumvents normal thought processes–coming up with strange ideas or having epiphanies and working towards that–TenTen is the kind of person who gets inspired by those who have come before, eagerly learning as much as she can then… tweaking things until it suits her.

Not all of TenTen’s sealing ideas come from Shikako. Ino, during one of the kunoichi meetings which still occur even if not everyone can come, is the one that remarks– “That must be tiring”– after a spar has left a majority of TenTen’s arsenal scattered around the training field.

“It’s too bad there’s no way to just… summon them back to your pocket when you’re done fighting,” Ino says, even as she helps pick them up.

“Careful,” Sakura teases–and TenTen still kind of feels ambivalent towards her because, on the one hand, she’s very nice and knowledgeable and helpful, but on the other hand she is literally living TenTen’s childhood dream of being a kunoichi just like Tsunade-sama and that stings–“You’re starting to sound like Shikamaru,” she says which makes Ino flinch exaggeratedly.

“Being on a team with him is ruining me! Next thing you know I’ll be flopped over on the ground and wasting my time cloud watching!”

And even though the topic strays, it was a pretty good idea. So TenTen dabbles–some kind of summoning seal for her weapons. Something small that could easily be engraved on, but detailed enough to be effective.

Her first attempt goes… not disastrously, since no one was injured in the process… but that’s probably due more to Neji’s quick reflexes and Kaiten than any success of her own.

She does get it eventually, and in the end her Infinite Pocket really does match it’s name.

During one of their more typical meetings, less sparring, more discussion of medical techniques, Sakura brings up the seals in some of the more advanced hospital rooms and the fuinjutsu class which is plaguing her.

“It’s not the seals that are the problem,” she moans, hands fisted in her bright pink hair, “I have those memorized, but it’s a little frustrating because everything has to be so perfectly placed and it’s not like these can be used in the field and I want to be a field medic.”

Except, TenTen thinks, why not? The seals being field usable, that is.

The project that ensues, an attempt to make a surgery room on the field is… well… it works better at finally breaking the tension between her and Sakura–and she had always thought it was a one sided-thing, before, hadn’t realized that Sakura might be jealous of her being “a real kunoichi” and not just “a civilian who knows how to use chakra”–than the actual goal, but learning about medical seals and the things which hospitals need did open up some more options for her.

Like a sanitation seal tag–a modified flashbang tag that emits ultraviolet light instead–which doesn’t exactly sound impressive, but which Sakura assures her is actually extremely amazing and would significantly improve field medicine.

Or the anesthesia seals which function similarly to knock out tags without the necessity of skin contact–sure it’s slower and it requires multiple to work–but with TenTen’s expertise being a barrage of thrown weapons that is literally not a problem for her.

The collaboration with Sakura gets her thinking about other possibilities, and looking at the other two members of the study group, TenTen realizes she still has more to learn. Though, for Hinata and Yakumo, maybe she should be the one to take initiative for this.

~

A/N2: I wrote this last night in my continuously failing quest to sleep at a normal time. Uh… Yeah, as the ending implies, there is supposed to be some TenTen and Hinata interaction, as well as TenTen and Yakumo interaction, but I kind of just… stopped. So maybe I’ll come back to this or maybe I won’t. Also, maybe actually write the Haku and TenTen interaction as well? Who knows.

edit: Now on ao3 as part of the Dreaming One Shots collection here

HAVE SOME DRABBLE-SPECIFIC BRAINSTORMING/RANTING UNDER THE CUT.

So, SQ mentioned some facts/headcanons she has for TenTen in the forum, confirmed that Shikako is never going to learn the Hiraishin in Chapter 81, and in Chapter 94 had Shikako literally think “Maybe we had been trying to help TenTen the wrong way – suggesting ways to be more and more lethal. Maybe what she needed was a way to be less.”

And basically my brain is like… perfect precision but doesn’t want to be lethal. Who else in Naruto has perfect precision without having a dojutsu? HAKU. WHO IS ALIVE IN DOS. Hence, she should learn from him. But, he also has super epic speed. In a field of his own making. How can she replicate that? MOTHER-FREAKING HIRAISHIN!

But then I began to think more and even if that does seem like a perfect one to one match up, well, people are strange and complicated and they aren’t so easily interchangeable. So this is supposed to be TenTen sort of discovering her own style and self by befriending people.

Anyway, the interaction with Haku and TenTen wouldn’t be so much TenTen copying his style of non-lethal perfect precision take down (though maybe that’s what Shikako had in mind, in a sort of well-intended but ham-handed effort to help) so much as it is to get her to open up to other people and learn from them. He was, after all, the one who gave Naruto the whole “precious person” spiel, I’m sure he has other tidbits of wisdom floating about in his beautiful head.

In DoS, TenTen seems pretty settled with sticking only to her teammates, but she likes to be invited to things (sparring with Shikako, the kunoichi study group, Ino’s party). I figure she’s not necessarily anti-social as it is, she just doesn’t know how to reach out. Which, with Hinata and Yakumo, as previously said, she would have to be the one to do the reaching out.

I’m a little unsure how TenTen might collaborate with Hinata, exactly, considering she has Neji. But then again, Neji has only recently been less of a total tool so maybe TenTen figures if she wants to ask questions about the limits of the Byakugan or whatever Hinata would be the better bet. Or maybe… Hinata’s modified Heavenly Palm defense as TenTen taking a step towards barrier seals?

Then with Yakumo, I guess probably a connection between her painting genjutsu and seals. I’ve noticed recently that Shikako has been using genjutsu less–and with so much on her mind, the stray thought that she had of genjutsu-seals has likely fallen to the wayside. Simply put, in the face of the impending doom of Akatsuki, Danzo, Madara, and Kaguya, genjutsu-seals aren’t likely going to help. Maybe genjutsu-breaking seals but… I dunno, Shikako’s focused on getting herself to S-rank levels. So with TenTen… not that she’s stealing Shikako’s ideas–because I’m pretty sure Shikako never actually mentioned it out loud–but rather TenTen trying to engage with other girls her age in the only way she knows how.

Dreaming of S(isters, the long lost past edition), a DoS remix drabbled (2015-09-19)

She had a sister, Before. She hardly ever thinks about Before, but she occasionally remembers her sister. It aches to think of her and she tries not to think too much of the past–the past of an entirely different world–but it’s a bittersweet kind of pain.

They were close–she knows not all siblings are, though she personally hasn’t had that experience–but a sister is different than a twin brother, even if they had similar personalities, which they don’t, and she misses it sometimes.

With Shikamaru, well, before she used to make fun of the use of twin bonds in media. Or at least the myth that there was a supernatural reason for twins to be so close as to know what the other was thinking–as opposed to that just being a natural consequence of literally sharing the first two decades of your life together.

But there is something between twins that isn’t the same as with non-twin siblings–with Shikamaru she doesn’t have to say things to communicate with him. It isn’t quite on the level of being one mind in two bodies, but rather two hands working in tandem for a common goal. She doesn’t have to explain herself… or, well, she used to not have to explain herself. And because she never had to, she finds it difficult to start.

But with her sister… This wouldn’t have been a problem Before. Because she and her sister were the kind of close where they told each other everything. Even the embarrassing stuff that the other wishes they hadn’t heard; it was easy.

Her sister had been sibling and best friend all at once and Shikako knows that she has Shikamaru now–has Ino and Sakura, has Naruto and Sasuke, and all of the Konoha Twelve–but it’s not the same and she misses her. The sister from a world to which she can’t return.

The sand cocoon around her withdraws, and Shikako blinks her eyes open to the dim, star-and-moonlit office of the Kazekage and said Kazekage’s vaguely dismayed face.

“This isn’t working,” Gaara says, voice low, brow furrowed and staring–he always stares, “You’re crying.”

“I- Sorry,” she stutters, because she doesn’t want him to get the wrong idea. It’s not–she’s not crying because of him it’s just that. She wipes at her face, tears quickly absorbed by her sleeves, “I don’t know what. I just-”

“Stay here,” he says and it’s not a demand but it’s not quite a request either. She could leave, he wouldn’t be angry if she did, but he expects her to stay.

So she does. Sitting on the couch lined up along the wall. She thinks about the difference between Gaara’s office and Tsunade-sama’s, how Tsunade’s hardly has much besides her desk and chair and some shelves while Gaara’s has that plus a couch and additional chairs and a low table. It’s welcoming, and maybe from the outset it doesn’t really match him, but it makes sense. Because he wants people to be comfortable around him. He wants to show his people that he can be more than just a weapon.

He comes back with a tea tray, sets it on the low table as he seats himself across from her.

He stares, and she pats at her face one last time to make sure she’s caught every tear. Something inside of her curls up, curls away, and she hates it because she knows Gaara is going to ask her what’s wrong and she won’t be able to tell him because for all that they’ve grown close she hasn’t told anyone about being reborn and she hates that he’ll just be another person who she has to keep secrets from.

Instead he says, “For the longest time, I thought Shukaku was my mother.”

She freezes. She knew that, knows that, but it’s one thing to remember his crazed screaming as a child and to hear him confess it so calmly.

“It was… the only person, the only being that couldn’t leave me and I thought that meant it couldn’t betray me either…” and he talks. He talks as if–no, he does acknowledge she’s there, he’s obviously talking to her–but he talks as if he doesn’t expect her to say anything back. Because he doesn’t need her to; he doesn’t need her to be his emotional support because this is for her benefit, this is for her comfort.

It’s not the same–a deceiving bijuu pretending to be his mother is not the same as a sister she will never be able to speak to again–but it helps. He is literally sympathizing with her. He lost someone, too, and even if it wasn’t the truth, he can never go back to the way things were either.

And… it helps. It’s not the nonverbal connection she has with Shikamaru, not the effortless exchange she had with her sister, but it’s intimacy and vulnerability. And it works.

~

A/N: I WAS STUCK AT A PARTY FOR LIKE… 8 HOURS AND PEOPLE KEPT TALKING TO ME AND WHEN I RELOCATED MYSELF TO EMPTY ROOMS PEOPLE WOULD SUDDENLY APPEAR AND TALK TO ME AND I’M JUST LIKE… WHYYYYYYYYY?

Ahem, anyway. More DoS feels. The reason why this title is S(isters, the long lost past edition) is that I would like to do a S(isters, the bright shining future edition) which features some Temari. So… yeah.

Dreaming of S(illiness), a DoS remix drabble (2015-09-17)

“I’m just saying, maybe it’s a good thing you weren’t born as triplets,” Kankurou says out of the blue, as if in conclusion to a conversation that Shikako does not remember having.

“What?” She asks, thoroughly confused.

“Your brother, my sister,” he says, painted face stretching into an exaggerated smirk, “You and my brother,” he adds.

“What?” Shikako repeats inanely. Ebizo-jiisama, from his seat across the goban, snorts loudly in amusement.

“Then again,” Kankurou continues as if she hadn’t said anything at all, “You’re not bad looking, Sparky.”

At that, she finally gets it, and her confusion reduces. Now she just has to decide whether to play along or smack him.

Well, Kankurou is her friend. And with the way Ebizo-jiisama keeps guffawing, he hardly gets such entertainment.

“But what if our triplet looked more like Shikamaru?” She asks, completely straight-faced.

Kankurou’s face, in response, crumples and twists.

“Temari certainly finds him appealing enough,” she says with a wry grin, “Though maybe it’s not his face that–”

“I don’t need to hear this!” Kankurou yelps, and Ebizo-jiisama has near fallen over from the strength of his laughter.

“I was going to say that Shikamaru is very smart, we Nara have sharp minds, you know? I don’t know what you were thinking.”

~

A/N: A little thing, that caught my attention and made me laugh. Because if GaaraxShikako is one of the bigger ships of DoS, and TemarixShikamaru is canon, then poor Kankurou is the only one without a Nara of his own.

Gonna be honest, I was a little tempted to title this Dreaming of Silliness and have two separate series of DoS remix drabbles–one serious and one silly–but they’re all drabbles of the same AU spinoff so…

edit: did in fact choose to title it Dreaming of S(illiness), so that all of my DoS remix drabbles could be Dreaming of S(omething) and be uniformly tagged as such

Dreaming of S(alvation), a DoS remix drabble (2015-09-14)

Shikabane-hime. The corpse princess. As much for the bodies of her enemies she leaves behind on her missions as for the multiple times she’s flatlined then been resuscitated.

If it weren’t for the Edo Tensei, she’d be the closest thing to a zombie this world had. As it is, well, she’s definitely the closest thing to a Time Lord they have. Minus the extra heart, the sonic screw driver, and the time machine. Maybe she’s Captain Jack Harkness instead. Though she’s getting off track.

Shikabane-hime. A joke. A warning. A prophecy.

So what if she doesn’t have the near-Tsunade levels of medical knowledge like Sakura did in canon–does in real life, now that this is real life. Shikako knows seals, knows chakra, knows death.

Gaara is the first jinchuuriki that the Akatsuki go after, she knows this. She’s been planning for this, been studying and training for this. Even if she can’t stop them from ripping the Shukaku out of him, she’s not going to let him die.

Not for long, anyway.

~

A/N: I dunno, have this tiny thing I mashed out on my phone during my dinner break at work. I wouldn’t say it’s a continuation of my Dreaming of S(erenity), but I guess it’s in the same AU/timeline/world.

edit: title tweaked so all of my DoS remix drabbles can be uniformly tagged with Dreaming of S(omething)

Counterpoise AU drabble (2015-09-04)

“Be careful,” a mother says to her daughter, “Stick to the paths we’ve marked. If you stray, you might end up in danger,” she warns. But the mother lets her daughter go, anyway, because how will her daughter ever learn if she doesn’t go?

The daughter–perhaps she is named after a flower–heeds her mother’s words; for a while. But there is much to explore in the forest, so many sights and sounds and scents to follow that she before she knows it, she has gotten quite lost.

Normally this wouldn’t be a problem–everyone in her family can retrace their steps, follow the route they’ve taken by the lingering remains of themselves in the air–but she finds that her scent has disappeared.

No, it’s been washed away.

It’s as if a rain has fallen, drops of water still clinging to leaves and bark, turning the ground a shade of moistened darkness. But the sky had been sunny the entire time, and she hadn’t heard the percussion of rainfall.

She reaches out to touch a tree, damp from the mysterious not-rain that washed away the traces of her scent. The water is cold against her fingertips, as if only one degree away from becoming ice. She pulls away quickly, rubbing warmth back into her hand.

“What are you doing here?” A voice asks, low but sweet, like the juices of a fruit lingering on the tongue.

The daughter, the girl maybe named after a flower, startles. Turns to face the other.

The questioner is a little girl as well, smaller and younger than herself, with brilliantly bright red hair.

“I’m lost,” she answers truthfully, trustingly.

And the other girl, with hair so red and eyes so gray, smiles. It should be nothing to a girl whose own mouth is filled with fangs, and yet…

“I can help you, if you’d like,” the little girl says, hand outstretched beseechingly.

And when she takes that hand in her own, all she can think of is the feeling of water so close to ice.

~

A/N: I’m… not sure exactly? I had a vague idea of sort of reversing the Little Red Riding Hood story, but it sort of adjusted itself to become a Counterpoise AU in which Hana Inuzuka (okay, I know the Hana is supposed to be nose not flower, but I liked the parallel because in some versions of LRRH she’s named Rose Red) gets lost and a creepy, amoral!Konran (who has a water affinity) basically scares the crap out of her.

Untitled Counterpoise x Leverage drabble (2015-08-28)

Connie is dressed up in her spoiled, barely an adult, heiress persona–with freaking Eliot Spencer as her supposed bodyguard–when she spots a bright shock of messy blonde hair out of the corner of her eye.

“Oh fucking shit,” she curses, turning towards goddamn Eliot Spencer, so her face is hidden from what she is pretty sure is her twin brother and his mentor.

“What is it?” Eliot Spencer, what the hell, asks. If he weren’t constantly on alert, Connie would say he went on alert, but as it is his awareness just heightens instead. He moves in closer to her but doesn’t crowd her, which is greatly appreciated.

“Connie,” Ringo prompts over the comm line, when she continues to curse instead of answering, “What’s wrong?”

“Noah’s here,” she says between gritted teeth, because this sucks. This entire con might fail because her cover will be blown and it’ll be her fault.

“Who’s Noah?” Parker asks, skilled enough to simultaneously indulge her curiosity and break into the penthouse suite of a seventy story tall building.

“My brother,” she admits, hiding her grimace behind her flute of champagne. This is embarrassing and unprofessional.

“Noah? The only Noah on the guest list is…” Alec Hardison says, no doubt pulling it up on his computer in the surveillance van to check, “A Noah Gunderson, junior partner at Stuart and Hathaway law firm.”

“We have different last names,” Connie explains, and she feels stupid because this is something she should have checked before.

“Ooh, that’s him alright,” Zachary hisses through his teeth so as not to bring attention to himself as a waiter talking to thin air, no doubt spotting Noah himself, “I didn’t know he made junior partner, though, congrats to him.”

“Just last month,” Ringo says cheerfully, unhelpfully, “I sent a fruit basket with all of our names on it. God knows he needs the vitamins.”

“Ugh, you assholes can congratulate him in person when he finally spots me and kills this whole op,” Connie mutters.

“Hey, it ain’t over yet,” Eliot Spencer, oh my god, says reassuringly, and she doesn’t even flinch away when he puts a hand on her shoulder. She’s ruined the con and she’s freaking out? So embarrassing and unprofessional.

“He’s right; we can fix this,” Zachary says, grifter mind already flipping through options and strategizing. “You haven’t made contact with the mark yet, and the only person you’ve introduced yourself to as Leona is the VP and she’s already left the party. Get rid of Spencer’s tie, undo the top two buttons of his shirt, and loop your arm through his.”

“Oh god, this is why Noah hates us,” Ringo moans, easily catching on to the plan.

She follows Zachary’s instructions quickly, huddled in close so it’s not too obvious that she’s partially undressing someone in the middle of a formal party. With a casual movement, she drops the tie to the ground and kicks it beneath a table unseen, before turning around and linking her arm through his. In less than five seconds Connie turns from billionaire heiress to high class escort. Just in time, too.

“Connie?!” Her brother shrieks, the epitome of subtlety and class. Mr. Hathaway, Noah’s mentor, turns to look–and probably regrets it, what with the way his face twists at the sight of her. He’s always been extremely awkward around her.

“Well now, darling,” Eliot Spencer, she’s too busy to come up with more epithets, drawls–catching on and playing up his Texan accent–loud enough for her approaching brother to hear, “I thought your name was Rachel.”

“It is,” Connie says, insistent, as if she really were an escort under a pseudonym whose real name had just been shouted across the room, “He must be mistaking me for someone else,” and this time she glares at Noah, as if she really were angry at him for blowing her cover. Which she is, just not this cover.

“Oh,” Noah says dumbly, obviously, before unconvincingly adding, “I don’t know you at all! Sorry about that, you just looked like someone… oh, shrimp puffs!” He says, spotting a tray being carried over by a waitress, “Aren’t shrimp puffs great?”

Zachary and Ringo both sigh, out of relief and exasperation.

“I see acting skills do not run in the family,” Alec Hardison remarks dryly.

No they do not, Connie thinks as she watches her brother awkwardly try to chaperone what he thinks is his sister hired as an escort for some rich pervert. She is so sorry, Eliot Spencer.

A/N: Not an immediate continuation, but it is related to this drabble. Which would probably help make sense of the above drabble. And, again, this is me adapting my OCs from Counterpoise into Leverage.

Gotta get some stuff out of my system.

Dreaming of S(erenity), a DoS remix drabble (2015-08-22)

A/N1: I know DoS is gen, BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME OF US WHO SHIP SHIKAKO WITH SOMEONE, DON’T LIE TO ME.

So this is for all those GaaraxShikako shippers. Because god knows how amazing Chapter 95 was.

I’m not saying that I’m only a GaaraxShikako shipper or even mainly a GxS shipper, but in the race of all potential DoS ships? It’s definitely in the lead as of right now.

~

Shikako had been born with chakra hyper-sensitivity; had always been able to sense chakra, in people, in plants, in the very air. There’s an official diagnosis in her medical records–then again, there’s a lot of things in her medical records that aren’t exactly normal.

A person with chakra hyper-sensitivity shouldn’t have been able to become a shinobi. Then again, shinobi aren’t supposed to be able to fight without chakra, and it’s been years since she’s proved both of those wrong to pretty much the entire world. She’s fairly famous, one could say; or infamous, depending on which village’s bingo book is used.

Ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, fuinjutsu. Her skills are quite impressive, and yet never enough for her, the rare Nara born with motivation. Which is why she wants to add senjutsu to the mix.

One would think that, with the chakra hyper-sensitivity, she would already be halfway there. And from one angle, that would be true. She can already sense the natural chakra around her, the living energy in things that aren’t always considered alive, but that doesn’t mean she can use it.

Far from it, in fact.

This isn’t something that many people know, isn’t something considered critical, wouldn’t be mentioned in her biography if ninja were even the kind of people who let biographies be written about them. But it’s not a secret. Due to her chakra hyper-sensitivity, Shikako almost didn’t become a shinobi.

In order to do so, she had to control her sensor abilities, had to reign it back, had to numb herself. Before, chakra burned in her lungs, and even after she turned it down she still had perfect chakra control.

So opening herself up to try senjutsu? It was like blasting away not only the doors but the walls and windows, too. There was so much, too much. She felt helpless and vulnerable.

The Sand assignment was a blessing.

Shikako as the Konoha ambassador to Sand just made sense. Shikako more than anyone had the most faith in the Sand-Leaf alliance, because she already knew it would work. It could even be argued that she was the reason for the alliance, a moment of mercy becoming the foundation for friendship.

And, even though she was the only one who knew it, Akatsuki going after Gaara was the beginning of the end. Being in Sand meant she could make a difference early enough and immediately; or at least give her the opportunity to try. For Shikako, the Sand assignment really was ideal.

Don’t get her wrong, she’s a Konoha girl through and through; she’ll always feel safest surrounded by a forest. But forests mean trees and animals and so many people, so many chakra signatures blaring away at her senses, the air thick with moisture and energy and life.

In comparison, the desert is simpler. There’s life but it’s not cloying and heavy and suffocating. It’s not a flock of birds overhead and the Aburame kikai colonies and the Hashirama trees looming above everything. In the desert, life is parsed down and cleaner; easier to handle.

And on the rare occasions when even that gets too much? Well, then there’s Gaara.

The thing is, despite being Konoha’s ambassador to Sand, she doesn’t really interact very much with Gaara on a day to day basis. Frankly, she doesn’t have many responsibilities as an ambassador, certainly nothing that requires the Kazekage’s personal attention.

Anything that she does end up needing to do she actually just goes and talks to Kankurou–he’s the Kazekage’s brother, so he is important, but he’s not technically ranked all that high in the administrative structure, so she’s not interrupting anything vital. Which works out just fine for her.

Temari was sent as a show of trust and because she actually has the political clout to make decisions on the treaty. Shikako was sent as a show of strength… on paper–a recent special jounin who has already proven she could put up a decent fight against their Kazekage. But in practice? She’s a show of trust, too. And, to be honest, the assignment basically is a training trip and guard duty combined. Shikako always was more fond of multi-tasking than her teammates.

So Shikako spends her days hanging around Kankurou, trying not to melt in the desert heat while training, probably playing too much Igo with Ebizo-jiisama, and occasionally acting as the Konoha ambassador she’s actually meant to be.

At night is when she tries to make progress on senjutsu. And fails.

And that’s when she goes to Gaara.

Not every night, no, not even every time she fails. But sometimes. Sometimes when her nerves feel scraped raw, when her chakra coils feel jittery and close to snapping, and when it’s like she can hear the entire village breathing in her ears. That’s when she goes to him.

He doesn’t sleep, of course, but that doesn’t mean he spends his nights doing nothing. He’s the leader of an entire shinobi village–he has more than enough on his plate to keep him busy. But whether by coincidence or design, whenever she needs him there’s never anyone else there, he’s never too busy for her.

It makes it easier to go to him. To stand in the moonlight and say please. To let him engulf her in sand. To let herself sink into the quiet, into the dark.

It’s different than when she used to wake up from nightmares, retreating into herself and hiding. It’s not running away, it’s rejuvenation. When everything is too much, too overwhelming–the natural chakra and the future and her past and all the expectations she piles on herself–she knows she’s safe in the sand. It’s peaceful, a buffer between her and her troubles so she can breathe and think. 

And somehow, Gaara always knows just how long is long enough. Knows when to pull back his sand and set her back on her feet. He always looks surprised, but he always knows. And she smiles at him, soft and honest, because he is one of the few people she can still be soft and honest with.

Konoha doesn’t really have the best experience with ambassadors, so Shikako’s position is pretty much whatever she makes of it. So she makes it adaptable. She does spend most of her time in the Hidden Sand, but occasionally there will be requests for her to do a mission–the perils of having made a name for herself during her chuunin exam–and she’ll be called back.

She doesn’t practice senjutsu outside of Sand. And that’s okay. She always has something else to do, some next project to begin, to keep moving forward. There are friends to reconnect with, to spar against, to collaborate with. The missions are the usual, exciting for whoever her temporary squad mates are, but run of the mill for her–especially with Lucky Seven’s karma split into three, she hasn’t been ambushed by outranking missing-nin in ages–but they still take time.

By the time she’s done, when she returns to Hidden Sand, it’s been two months.

She doesn’t restart her senjutsu training right away, it was a long journey and she’s looking forward to a good night’s rest. So she’s not expecting to see Gaara until later in the week, in her official capacity as ambassador.

But that evening Gaara shows up at her door, hesitant, bearing a still steaming tea set as an offering.

“Oh,” she says inanely, then retrieves some scraps of politeness from wherever they hid, “Hello, Gaara… Would you like to come in?” She steps to the side, so he can pass through the doorway.

They both stand awkwardly in the lounge area of her inn room, staring at each other with wide-eyed confusion. The tea set is placed on the low table, a somewhat frivolous use of his sand, but Gaara’s sand has always been a part of him; it’s no different than him using his hands.

“So…” She begins uncertainly, pulling her braid forward to fiddle with the end. The tips of her hair has an unpleasant, crunchy sensation–split ends, she should trim them.

“Please,” Gaara says, and at first she is confused because that is all he says, but in slow obvious movements his sand approaches her and he repeats, “Please.”

She inhales sharply at the unspoken request.

Shikako had never thought that Gaara would need those moments just as much as she did. Had never considered what Gaara might get out of those nights. She went to him for silence and serenity and in return, all along, she had been showing him trust.

Who else would let a previously psychopathic demon container trap them in their greatest weapon? Who else would willingly do so, would ask to do so? Who else believed that he was more than just a crazed killer, believed that he would be not just great but also good and kind?

She nods.

Ever so gently the sand begins to engulf her, inching its way up from the ground, like a cat twining around her ankles. It covers her legs and begins to make it’s way up her arms, loosely held at her sides, but stops at her wrists.

“You’re scared,” Gaara says, brow furrowed, his own hands up as if to pull the sand away. No doubt sensing her hammering heartbeat and misinterpreting.

“No,” she contradicts, “I’m nervous,” she admits, “but not scared.” She stares at him, wills him to believe her, because she’s telling the truth.

After a full, weighty pause, he nods, and the sand resumes it’s trek upwards. When it reaches her shoulders, she says, apologetically, “I might fall asleep.” Because she is really very tired.

Gaara’s sand pauses once more.

“Just… if I fall asleep and you need to go do something else, just put me in my bed. It’s okay.” She jerks her head casually at the door separating the sleeping area from the lounge.

Something almost like bemusement curls along his lips, before she closes her eyes. Soon enough, all of her senses are smothered. Her heartbeat slows, her thoughts slow.

She is at peace.

~

A/N2: Hahaha, that’s right, it’s some nonsexual pseudo-D/s stuff. Because I am hella ace and they are teenagers and I cannot be moved to push further than that. But! There are awkward emotions being had and that’s really all I wanted to convey.

edit: changed chuunin to special jounin as per Chapter 98

edit2: sort of continued in Dreaming of S(alvation)

edit3: tweaked the title a bit so all of my DoS remix drabbles can be uniformly tagged as “Dreaming of S(omething)

edit4: DreamOfStories [and doesn’t that sound like a potential title] wrote a ficlet based off this! WOW, so cute! 😀

Untitled Counterpoise x Leverage drabble (2015-08-17)

The phone rings.

Connie, being the closest to the phone, immediately crumples up a piece of paper and chucks it at Zachary’s head in the strange hopes that maybe he’ll pick it up instead.

He is not amused, lobs the paper ball back at her, and goes back to his cup of tea.

The phone rings again.

Connie hisses, head swiveling around to try and find Ringo to pass the responsibility onto him. He is nowhere to be seen.

The phone rings for a third time.

She has no choice. She has to answer it.

“Leverage Incorporated, this is Connie speaking,” she says, voice light and even.

“This is Alec Hardiso–”

She hangs up.

“What the hell, Connie?” Zachary asks, having watched the entire production, “Was it telemarketers?”

“Nooo,” she stretches out the word, quickly backing away from the phone.

This time, when the phone rings again, Zachary is closest. Which means he has to be the one to answer.

It rings.

“Damn it, Connie, that doesn’t count!”

And rings.

“Those are the rules!”

And rings.

“You obviously had it first, you can’t just hang up and run away!”

And rings.

“I panicked!”

And–

“Leverage Inc,” Ringo says, having apparently appeared while the two of them were shouting at each other. Amazed, Zachary and Connie stop yelling at each other, to watch Ringo handle the call maturely.

“Yes, I understand. No, that is within our capabilities. Thank you, I will make sure she knows that. Okay then, we look forward to seeing you in person. Goodbye.”

Once the call has ended, Ringo takes a deep breath, the screeches, “It was the original Leverage team!” ruining the cool persona he had built in the last thirty seconds.

There is a reason the three of them are friends.

“No, fuck you, no way!” Zachary says, clambering over the back of the couch to stand next to Ringo and the phone.

“See?” Connie shrieks back, vindicated.

Ringo nods in complete agreement.

“No, no, no! Fuck you guys, you’re totally playing me!”

“It was Alec Hardison,” Ringo says, not even blinking an eye as Connie, their resident hacker, temporarily swoons, “Their team has a target who owns a vacation house in the city, they wanted our permission to operate here. And asked if we would be willing to help out.”

“Oh my god, hell yeah!” Zachary agrees raucously.

“And he says that Connie’s work on the Oceanus security system was impressive,” he reports dutifully.

Connie’s breathing somehow grows higher in pitch.

“Wait a sec,” Zachary says, cutting into their collective fannish admiration.

“What?”

“Are they coming here?” He asks, looking around unimpressed. The base of operations for their particular branch of Leverage is a small warehouse with a bathroom and a tiny walled office area. It is strewn with wires, various weapons, a worrying amount of empty pizza boxes and take out containers, and one corner has three dressers bulging alarmingly full of costumes.

They have work to do.

~

A/N: So this is just a random scene from a fic I’m not going to write which is basically me adapting the Counterpoise team into the Leverage world. I seriously am not going to continue this, I just needed to get this written down because it was bugging me.

So in this Westernized form of them Zakuro is Zachary, Ringo is still Ringo, but Konran goes by Connie because her real name is Conrad. As said before, Connie is the hacker, Zakuro is the grifter/grease-man, and Ringo is the enforcer. Though they do all have skills in each area.

[I will get back to Descendants fic tomorrow. I’m sorry, everyone, I just totally blanked.]

Externality drabble (2015-08-04) [1]

The world around them is still sharp and overexposed, red and black and white and fear, like a nerve just waiting to be stepped on.

“I want to go home!” She yells up at him, trying and failing to break out on her own.

Mukuro, the only thing not in monochrome, is a slender bruise colored tear in the scenery, “There is no going back, only forward,” he says inanely. As frustrating in her imagination as he had been in life.

“You should have just let me die!” She screams back, reduced to punching and kicking at the nonexistent buildings. They remain unaffected. “I would have rather died there than be stuck here knowing that–” she stops, breath thick and choking in her throat. She’s not going to cry about it. Certainly not in front of Mukuro, however fake he may be.

“What’s done is done,” he responds, dropping from his perch atop one of the fences to stand in front of her. “What will you do now?”

She turns away from him in a manner she would never do if it really had been Mukuro. She would never trust him with her back. The landscape is unchanged, an endless horizon of impossible things in colors of pain and anger and psychosis.

They stand in silence, a buzzing soundtrack of madness and despair scratching away.

“What happened here?” She finally asks, when straining her memory for clues yields nothing.

“The intruder called it Tsukuyomi, his eyes were like Hatake’s red one,” Mukuro answers, voice closer than she would like.

Uchiha Itachi, then. She’s in a genjutsu from the Mangekyou Sharingan. Which explains why she didn’t just break it, but doesn’t explain…

“There’s supposed to be more torturing going on than this,” she says, turning and gesturing around them.

“Are you complaining?” he mocks with a raised eyebrow.

“Don’t be an ass,” she shoots back with a glare.

“It’s your mind,” he says with a shrug, “I just happen to be in it.”

“What did you do with the intruder?” she switches topics, back to something more productive. She’s always hated talking to Mukuro.

“He was just a figment of the real one.”

“So are you.”

“Yes, but this is your domain. And I’m much stronger. I disposed of him.”

“Then why is it still like this?” She waves at their surroundings.

He shrugs.

Just great.

~

A/N: It’s my plan in Externality for Tetsuki to end up involved in the fight against Kisame and Itachi alongside the jounin-sensei (and ultimately lose to Itachi’s Tsukuyomi). This is what happens after, I suppose.

Just had to get this out of my head so I can focus on Only Fools Rush In.