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Untitled Miraculous Ladybug drabble (2015-12-05)
Marinette is one of the youngest Ladybugs you’ve ever chosen.
It’s worrying.
With your older Ladybugs, you could trust them–they had experience to fall back on, they had lived full lives. You don’t have that with Marinette.
It’s not that you doubt her capabilities, but being Ladybug isn’t safe.
You’ve had Ladybugs die on you before.
It’s not that their lives are somehow worth less than Marinette’s–no, each one of your Ladybugs is precious to you–but you feel less guilty if they’ve lived before you choose them. Before you get them killed.
You hope Marinette won’t follow in their footsteps.
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You are bad luck, plain and simple. Your existence has always been one of misfortune. Danger and death are common enough side effects.
For the most part, you choose Black Cats who know that going in. The ones who don’t mind a little risk–the ones who maybe even want it.
Not suicidal, no, can’t do anything with a suicidal holder. Basic self preservation is necessary to wield that much power without imploding. But a certain recklessness helps.
A certain thrill-seeking tendency that makes a normal human choose to be a bearer of bad luck.
Adrien is… different.
If you were the kind of kwami to feel guilt, you might over your chosen holder this time, but at the same time, well. Maybe you wouldn’t.
Adrien was imprisoned–in a house, by his father’s expectations, by loneliness–and maybe you took advantage of that. But he is noble, optimistic, adventurous–a hero in one form or another. And maybe you took advantage of that, too, but maybe you’re just helping each other.
It’s a dangerous world out there, after all.
~
A/N: Some drabbles from the kwami’s point of view. Maybe I should give this series a name? I DUNNO, I just wonder what it’s like to be an immortal spirit that bestows magical dangerous powers on people. And why they would choose teenagers for this go around…
edit: now on ao3 as part of the series Spots and Bells (and Unnamed Tales) here!
Cross-Post: Richie Todd Wayne Goes To Paris, Brainstorm (2015-10-06)
A/N1: I guess I bit off more than I could chew for this story, it’s collapsed under it’s own weight. Rather, there’s too much set up for not enough plot in return. So below is the brainstorming/outlining/ranting of my thoughts regarding this fic. I dunno. Maybe I’ll come back to it, but probably not? I was a little overeager yesterday.
Again, Richie Todd Wayne is from @mgnemesi‘s babyfic verse.
Technically, this is a cross-post, only because when I thought I was going to write it I transcribed all of my thoughts onto an lj post for safekeeping.
So, original here. Dated 2015-10-06.
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Because babyfic verse didn’t explicitly go the route of JayTim (though mgnemesi wanted to) and there was some consideration for JayKon, at least temporarily, my brain extrapolated and went–what if that’s because Tim leaves?
So it starts with the dysfunctional first impressions take two with baby– the fact that Jason trusts the baby with Damian of all people. And sure it’s actually because Jason and Damian have history, but to Tim it seems like “I would rather hand this baby over to a literal assassin than trust him with you.” And maybe Tim takes it as a remark on himself–I wasn’t really going to nerve strike him, but am I so suspicious/untrustworthy that you think I would do that to a baby?
And of course Alfred wants Richie to be raised in Wayne Manor, but Jason obviously has issues with the family. But this is even before Bruce has been brought back, so it’s only Dick and Damian in the Manor (because Tim has moved out–he’s not going to live with Damian)… so maybe it’s like. Jason is more comfortable in the Manor when Tim isn’t there–so Tim interprets it in a way that says, he is not trusted with the baby.
Since it is during the Red Robin arc, Tim is out of Gotham for the most part, anyway so it’s not a deliberate avoidance. During which, Jason and Richie are already pretty settled in the manor. Until he brings back Bruce.
Obviously it’s tense at first, but then it becomes clear that Jason’s not killing people because he’s got a baby! And, really, that’s all that Bruce wanted so it’s fine. So Bruce welcomes him back (never mind that it’s Bruce returning). Jason is also tense, but being a father has given him perspective–he’s not so angry or out of control–so they reconcile.
Meanwhile, Tim is like… they’re a happy family now. Without me. So he just jets. Since Bruce is back he doesn’t need to be Wayne Enterprise’s CEO/poster-boy. But he thrives when he’s necessary, so he tries to come up with more jobs he can fulfill.
So he starts with expansion of WE and Batman Inc into Canada, sees how everyone gets along without him. How quickly they are to take over/distribute his territory/patrols. How utterly unnecessary he is in Gotham.
Likewise he’s not needed with the Titans because they’re a Robin thing and he’s not Robin anymore. Sure they didn’t like him at first, but everyone collectively mellows out and begin to get along. Especially since they are JLA light. And while Tim never wants to be Batman, the others are still in line of succession and it just makes sense for Batman in training to be on a team with the other JLA in training.
So there’s really no need for him to go back (which he interprets as, he can’t go back).
While Tim interprets the family as not needing him, so he does other things elsewhere, the family interprets his actions as him being so swamped/busy. So they try to lessen his load. Like, Bruce took back the CEO position for WE because he thought Tim was being overworked–instead Tim saw it as, of course, I’m just a placeholder. Now I don’t have WE or Robin, I have to make a place for me. It’s a spiral. Everyone thinks he’s moved on from them, when in fact it’s Tim thinking I should leave before you kick me out.
And a lot of that mentality spills over. Once he establishes a team in Canada (as both Batman Inc. and JLA International, because he knows there are some metahumans and he does not discriminate, also, double the financing), he sees that they’re functioning well, that they can run without him. He’s unnecessary again [there’s definitely some influence from saccarines’ fic Correspondence].
He goes back to Gotham after establishing the Canadian team, sees how well they function without him, decides to go where he’s needed–i.e. establishing teams in Europe.
Europe does weird things to Tim–he broke a lot of laws there, it’s an older place, and the ways of world are different. Magic, not metahumans [Ladybug and Chat Noir?!]. The teams he assemble aren’t as wide-eyed innocent and stalwart as the North American teams. They’re darker, somehow–not that Gotham, world capital of the criminally insane isn’t dark as well, but the vigilante culture is so controlled by Bruce’s lofty standards that, in comparison, Tim’s European Batman Inc teams are more shades of gray and subtlety.
He’s pretty established as the voice/face of Batman Inc in Europe. London, Paris, Berlin, Athens (WE stimulates economy, Batman Inc protects the people). He’s not really the boss, but he has the most experience and he is the one who established them. He made them to function independently of him… mostly he floats between them, acting as an intermediary between HQs or them and mafia. He can’t get a foothold in Italy because the mafia are so established, but maybe he makes deals with them occasionally (more of that sketchy gray area). He probably does have some dealings with Ra’s al Ghul, but that’s really minimal to the story.
He very rarely goes back to Gotham–less and less frequently as time goes by–and definitely never the Manor when Jason and Richie are there. Because he doesn’t want Jason to feel like his home is unsafe, not realizing that the Manor should also be Tim’s home. He makes himself busy, makes himself necessary elsewhere. Avoids the entire family.
ANYWAY
Richie goes to Paris when he’s thirteen because he’s frustrated. When is he going to be Robin? Damian has officially become Batman and Richie was always going to be his Robin. He’s already had a lot of training because he literally was raised by all of the Batmen, Robins, Batgirls (Aunt Cass visits AT LEAST once a year, which is more than Tim does, because she’s not a neurotic mess of self esteem issues).
It’s been over a decade since Tim has come home/interacted with the family not in a professional capacity–either WE or BI [although, he did have Cass come over and help train his Europe teams].
Richie’s a little nervous around Tim because, with everyone else, his other “teachers” are just his family. He’s grown up with them–Aunt Stephanie was the one to buy him waffles before teaching him how to stitch a wound closed. His Dad taught him how to wire a bomb but still makes sure he doesn’t watch R-rated movies. But with Tim, it’s this stranger. And the thing is, they don’t really talk about him in the Manor. You don’t really talk about people unless they’re present in some way… maybe Richie grew up on stories of Red Robin/the third Robin (what, with Jay and Kon having had a thing a few years ago) but it’s not prevalent in his life. He’s a lingering ghost in the Manor, and even in the Titans Tower.
So Richie’s nervous, but Tim of course interprets that as “Oh, he hates me.” Because why wouldn’t he? As far as Tim knows, this is Richie, the son of Jason who hates his Replacement. The boy who’s in love with/going to be Robin of Damian, who hates his predecessor and literally tried to kill him.
But of course Jason doesn’t hate Tim, he’s just really fucking awkward around him. And… well, I don’t necessarily want it to also be DamiTim, but that is a possibility (and I’m always a sucker for DamiTim, or at least theoretically DamiTim–Tim is building Batman Inc, and Batman is now Damian. He’s building Damian’s empire).But Richie has a crush on Damian… I want Richie to have a happy ending, but having your first love requited, especially when it’s for a man who will be your mentor/vigilante partner isn’t exactly going to lead to a happy ending for Richie… definitely one-sided Richie x Damian.
Richie is a good boy. He’s all of the hope of Robin within him. He is loved by his family and is all of their good traits. So when Tim is feeling low, saying that he can learn better from someone else, Richie replies with “They’re not you.”
Tim doesn’t think he’s part of the family, while Richie is the baby of the family. So there’s this gulf between them–the one who (thinks he) is unloved and the child who is most loved.Richie is a lovable boy–and Tim doesn’t have any problem with training this boy. He’s going to be a Robin that Damian Wayne needs. That Damian Wayne wants. And Tim will do anything in his power to help make someone needed/wanted. Dick was also very lovable–loving and being loved, as was Jason whose love burned and was passionate and invited reciprocation, Stephanie loved easily, strongly, and it was easy to love her in turn, Damian of course would be loved. Tim thinks he wasn’t loveable–he loved but wasn’t loved in turn.
Training starts with undercover stuff, because it is the one thing that Tim is the best at amongst the family. It’s something that the European branches take pride in because they are more subtle, and it gives them a way to seem more than they are (each team is really three or four people, but each person has multiple identities so they seem larger), it’s their specialty. So at first Tim teaches Richie that, because he doesn’t know what else to do.
And after a week, Tim expects Richie to be bored and want to go home. Except, no Richie wants to stay, “I still have so much to learn from you.” And Tim’s just like… “Really? Like what? But… okay?” And he’s scrambling around trying to find what else to teach Richie–he doesn’t want to teach him the wrong thing, doesn’t want to ruin this Robin to be.But he’s good at this. He basically raised Kon and Bart, he’s been training teams since he was a teenager himself, his self made job is to create and train teams to independence. He’s good at it. So long as Tim doesn’t get distracted by holding himself up to the ideal of Robin, he’s a really good teacher. He get’s more comfortable with Richie and vice versa, and then a month passes.
And Tim really doesn’t have anything else to teach him. But then they stumble upon this conflict. Because Tim thought he’d be gone after a week, and the family thought maybe a month but definitely after he’s done with training. Whereas Richie is like–I’m going to stay here forever, or at least until they let me be Robin.
At which point Tim is like… are you holding yourself hostage? And they discuss the philosophies of Robin. It’s something that Tim has been different about in regards to the role. With Dick it was “I want to help fight crime.” With Jason it was “I now have the power to do good.” With Stephanie, she was going to fight crime regardless, as Spoiler, but as Robin she’s Bat-sanctioned, Bat-trained, “I am getting the authority.” With Damian, Robin was a step to Batman–a Batman in training role.
But with Tim, he stepped up to be Robin because someone needed to step up to be Robin. Robin needs to exist as a complementary role to Batman–regardless of who fills the suit or what comes after.
It helps Richie understand Tim. Because it’s about being whatever Batman needs. And that’s why Tim is so messed up, because when he had Robin taken away from him he took that as a sign that he was not needed. Whereas Richie is raised with all these people, constantly reassuring him that he’s loved and that he doesn’t have to join the family business. And if he doesn’t he knows he will still be loved. His place is solid in the family, and that’s something that Tim doesn’t realize about family.
Tim tells him to go home. Don’t be so eager to be Robin right now. Or rather, be the Robin that they need. Right now Damian doesn’t need someone to fight beside him. He doesn’t need a Robin on the streets, he needs someone who will be there for him. It’s his first year as Batman and he needs to establish himself as a hero in his own right before he becomes a mentor, he needs time. So maybe what he needs from Richie is to give him that time… and Richie accepts that. He’s not as desperate to be Robin, he’s patient.
But Richie personally still needs to learn. Which Tim acknowledges as true. After all, Tim did a training trip with Shiva and so maybe Richie needs something similar. So Time is like… how much time do you have until school? Another month? Well for this month, you’ll be operating in Europe. It’ll be a taste of what it’s like to be an operative. Then the adventures of Richie Todd Wayne as Egg. And afterwards, Richie goes home, settled and stronger. Ready for Robin, but willing to wait.
… Except he bonded with Tim, and he knows how lonely Tim is, how unsure of his place in the family is. So he wants to bring him home (which is, basically what Alfred was trying to do from the start by sending Richie to Tim)… so Richie pulls a Parent Trap for Jason and Tim… or something like that.
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A/N2: Uh… so yeah. I actually did all of brainstorming verbally in an hour long voice recording while I was stuck in traffic. There was a lot of cussing… and me yelling out OBLIGATORY TIM FEELS like… six times. Basically… I had a lot of feelings yesterday.
OH NO! So I was delving into the Miraculous Ladybug wiki (as I am wont to do when getting sucked into new fandoms) and I stumbled upon the Quantic Kids aka the original superhero team concept before the creators settled on the idea of the kwami and having only a Ladybug and Chat Noir duo.
Mostly, I saw the three/four “abandoned” characters and mourned because they had pretty cool character designs. In particular, I really liked Sparrow and how “normal human trying to fight crime without magic/superpowers” he looked. As in, a perfect candidate for Batman Inc–even his superhero name is thematic.
Basically, given that Mercury is a speedster, there is a Kid Mime with (most likely) telepathy power, and Melodie whose outfit and weapon frankly look super badass, I figure the “abandoned” Quantic Kids members would be almost a blast from the past for Tim; a lot of Young Justice vibes. It probably explains why he’s more fond of the team and prefers his Paris apartment even though–numbering at six with Chat Noir and Ladybug included–their team would be the largest and wouldn’t need Tim as an auxiliary, part-time member.
I mean, I guess what I’m trying to say is that if I were to revisit Richie Todd Wayne Goes To Paris it would definitely be a DCU x Quantic Kids crossover sort of thing more than it’s original DCU with some Miraculous Ladybug cameos. Like, Richie would be an outsider POV for the team, and they would be an outsider POV for the whole Wayne family drama thing.
Word Prompts (P44): Princess
You are Rapunzel with wings, Sleeping Beauty in armor, Snow White with sword and shield. You are a princess and a warrior.
You are the Belle that tamed the Beast and Red who survived the Wolf. You are Cinderella without a curfew and the Little Mermaid without compromise. You are a lady; you are a miracle.
You do not accept defeat.
“Give him back,” you demand through gritted teeth, tasting the iron and simmering rage of your own blood. You clench your fists. There is no question on whether or not you will get Chat back, only a matter of how many punches it’ll take for that to happen.
For Tikki’s sake, you hope none. But you feel like you could take on an army of akuma even without her magic. It’s not desperation but rather, the confidence that the world will meet your expectations. Or you will forcibly twist it to do so–and with your bare hands at that.
“He doesn’t want to go back,” Hawk Moth says, so still and pristine–frozen and unmarred like prey about to be horrendously slaughtered, “Do you Chat Blanc?”
Between you stands Chat, uniform the same except for the glaringly obvious color change, expression solemn and placid and nothing at all like what you know of him.
“You see, Ladybug? He doesn’t want to go anywhere,” and then Hawk Moth’s face shifts, lip curling and eyes narrowing, “Not so fond of being the outnumbered Miraculous holder, are you?”
You hate like you’ve never done before.
“His name is Chat Noir,” you respond, and you can almost hear Tikki saying it with you, can almost feel her own anger on behalf of her fellow kwami, “And outnumbered doesn’t mean outmatched.”
You are a ladybug–luck and hope incarnate–you are a girl in love, you are a worried friend, you are a heroine on the edge of danger.
You will only accept success.
~
A/N: … I have so many feeling for this show I have yet to watch I am extremely confused and yet absolutely thrilled.
Got this word prompt and just knew it had to go for Miraculous Ladybug, but I don’t know if I executed what I had in my head as well as I hoped…
edit: now on ao3 as part of the series Spots and Bells (and Unnamed Tales) here!
Word Prompts (T27): Tower
“Ready, Princess?” He says, gleaming green eyes and a bright, sharp sickle for a smile. He extends a hand out to you, palms wider and fingers longer than your own–each of them ending with a sharp claw.
He is a nightmare made flesh, sin and misfortune in human form, and yet you are not scared. Not when he looks at you so beseechingly, patiently waiting on the wrong side of your balcony railing, bell around his throat to show he’s tame.
(Are beasts and men ever truly tame?)
Normally, he would not have to ask. Normally, you would already be out there, painting the night sky red with your own brand of justice. But tonight, you are not his lady.
You listen to the murmurs of sound from downstairs. Your parents following their routine, unaware of their daughter being tempted away.
Tonight, you are a Princess escaping your tower.
~
A/N: Uhhhh… really tiny thing that I mashed out because midnight was encroaching. I don’t know why Marinette isn’t going out as Ladybug tonight, but apparently MariChat (or MariNoir?) is my favorite iteration of the LadyNoir pairing so… 🙂
I so want to write more in this fandom so badly but my brain is not complying with me
edit: now on ao3 as part of the series Spots and Bells (and Unnamed Tales) here!
One Sentence Fic, the Akagami no Shirayukihime edition (2015-11-18)
(action/adventure)
It is a strange day indeed when the runaway Prince Zen meets the Red Lioness of the mountains–or perhaps it’s just fate.
(angst)
The second prince of Clarines meets the first prince of Tanburn’s red-haired consort two years too late.
(crossover/fusion)
By day they are a royal messenger and pharmacist; by night they are the kingdom’s masked heroes, Black Cat and Ladybug.
(fluff)
Most days she spends with her Mama and Daddy in the pharmacy, though sometimes she gets to play in Papa’s office instead; but her favorite is when all four of them are together.
(friendship)
In the end, social stations must still be adhered to; that does not prevent the five of them from being happy.
(horror)
Stage one of the disease is swirling bruises, a decrease in body temperature, and, eventually, death–stage two is reanimation.
(hurt/comfort)
They can shield Shirayuki from blades and poisons, but when it comes to nightmares all they can do is stay and listen.
(romance)
Zen officiates their wedding: and with a kiss, Miss Kiki and Mister Mitsuhide become the new Lady and Lord Seiran.
(smut)
Sometimes they’ll put on a private show–after all, Zen likes to see them together.
~
A/N: Speaking of going back to my roots! 😀 I realized I hadn’t read any Akagami no Shirayukihime in over a year and decided to go kissmanga and REREAD EVERYTHING. Excellent use of my time, obviously. So many OT3 feels for Zen, Obi, and Shirayuki.
This was surprisingly difficult… fun, but difficult. As you can tell, many of them are run-on sentences but… ah, oh well.
Untitled Miraculous Ladybug drabble, the Ancient Egypt edition (2015-11-16)
A/N1: Because this freaking fandom just really makes me want kickass ladybug warrior woman and conflicted chat noir. And @edorazzi’s posts about the total cultural inaccuracies regarding the ancient Egypt/pharaoh episode made me want to see if I could resolve the issue.
~
There are no ladybugs in Kemet.
So Miriam can’t be entirely blamed when she throws her basket and shrieks, “Demon!” at the red thing flying around her family’s room. Later, when Miriam has calmed down, Tikki explains that she’s a kwami, not a demon.
Miriam still doesn’t quite understand the difference. Magic is something for the nobles or priests and priestesses of the temples–false gods, her elders murmur, so careful and so quiet–and so she does not have much to base her trust on, but she accepts that, for now, Tikki means no harm.
However they are at a crossroads: jewelry, too, is for the higher classes of the kingdom. Miriam’s not going to wear earrings in blatant disregard for her station. The overseers are not kind to slaves who don’t fall in line.
That first night, there are still no ladybugs in Kemet.
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Ahsan is a priest in training of the Temple of Bast. It is an honor to be one of the chosen, so he doesn’t know why he wishes his father had refused. No, he is one of Bast’s children now–he has no father, only a mother.
He’s not unhappy: life at the temple is nice, and the rituals to ensure good and fertile harvest are important to the kingdom. He has a purpose and he knows his duties well; he just feels empty.
Bast is a wise and generous goddess, she must be, Ahsan thinks, to send him an avatar of her will in the form of a black cat. Plagg has an abrasive personality and a near intolerable fondness for fesikh, but it is a small price to pay.
Ahsan is not the first priest of Bast to become a vessel for her power–but he is, undeniably, the strongest.
—
Miriam keeps her head down, that is the way of life. Her entire culture, it seems, revolves around keeping her head down. She bites back the urge to scream, “Are we not the children of Jacob, he who wrestled with God?”
It is startling, because she has never been one for confrontation, for conflict. But she has the power to do something now, a small part of her whispers, or she could have the power. If she took up Tikki’s offer, pierced her ears, become more than just herself.
But ultimately, the decision isn’t up to her, not really. She’s never been the kind of person to stand by when someone needs help. Usually, that means adding a chore or two to her workload, but now she can do more. She can be more.
It is fitting that, as Ladybug, she wears red. To her people, red means joy and happiness; for the citizens of Kemet, for her enemies, red is bad luck.
—
He still doesn’t quite have a handle on his abilities. The other priests say it is because of his youth, his inexperience–they do not know why Bast has chosen him, but they cannot argue that he has been chosen. No other magician in Kemet can so easily rain destruction. Even if, for Ahsan, it was an accident.
Plagg says it’s because his abilities are bad luck–there is no good magic to be unlocked through control and hard work–but Bast is the protector, a goddess of good fortune. Surely, she wouldn’t bestow one of her children with the powers of misfortune?
Ahsan falters, doubts himself–never the goddess, no, the problem is with him, not her–until he hears of rumors. A red demon frequenting the slave neighborhoods, stopping them from fulfilling their purpose.
Above all, Bast is a goddess of cats–the sacred creatures who protect crops by killing vermin–Ahsan does not need to be able to light a fire or purify water or increase the growth of plants. He just needs to hunt down his goddess’ enemies and destroy them.
~
A/N2: Ahahaha… apparently they first meet because Black Cat wants to kill Ladybug? I dunno. Obviously, he fails. And then falls in love. Obviously. But that’s all I’ve got for now…
Have some reasoning/world-building: Basically, ladybugs and the color red have absolutely no (positive) meaning in ancient Egyptian culture. But what about Jewish culture?
I am not Jewish, nor am I an expert in Jewish history/culture so I don’t have any authority whatsoever. If I have made gross impositions or violations, please let me know–I am open to correcting or (if I really fucked up) deleting this post.
Anyway, I say this because I did a simple gleaning of wikipedia and got the following tidbits: “Tola’at” and “shani” (scarlet and crimson) symbolized blood, and thus frequently typified life, as well as joy and happiness. ALSO: In Hebrew, the ladybug is called “Moshe Rabbenu’s (i.e. Moses’s) little cow” or “little horse.” Occasionally it is called “little Messiah.” So… I mean… I dunno… maybe? I actually don’t know if I’m implying this iteration of Ladybug to be Miriam, sister of Moses, or just a girl who happens to be named Miriam but… decide how you will.
Anyway, anyway, I head-canon that the reason why Chat Noir wasn’t as prominent in that episode (even though he really ought to be considering ancient Egyptian culture) is because all of his supernatural abilities from Plagg would have been credited to Bast. Which would make him just one in a long line of cat-themed magicians. As opposed to Ladybug who would stand out as being the only ladybug themed woman warrior, with presumably no repeats in that region of the world.
edit: now on ao3 as part of the series Spots and Bells (and Unnamed Tales) here!
Untitled Miraculous Ladybug drabble (2015-11-15)
“Hey,” she says, hand catching your elbow in a gentle grip. You turn to her, a flower towards the sun, attention focused entirely on her. She smiles and you try not to swoon, try not to make a total embarrassment of yourself.
“You were amazing today,” she continues, and you can feel your heart hammering away in your chest, “Thanks, Chat.”
You barely contain the stutter that wants to tangle your tongue, and instead you grin and shoot back, “I’m amazing every day,” so eager to impress her.
She rolls her eyes and lets you go and you know you’ve said the wrong thing so you try again, “But not as amazing as you, my Lady.”
Maybe you only imagine the curl of her lip and the flush of her cheek, but it stays with you even after you split ways.
—
School is difficult. Not the classes, no, because you’ve always been a quick learner, but people? Trying not to mess up? That’s tough.
It’s strange because it’s not out of embarrassment–he’s a model, he pretty much has no shame–but it’s… There’s a reason why he likes physics and math best: there’s a correct answer, he just has to use logic to find it. The same cannot be said for human interaction.
When he sees the way Marinette stammers and curls up and runs away, he doesn’t remember what he did wrong. He doesn’t know why she’s so bright and confident around their other classmates, but shrivels up whenever he’s near. He tries not to take it personally, except for how she’s literally only like that around him.
By day, causing anxiety in Marinette, and by night, getting brushed off by Ladybug.
He is one unlucky cat.
~
A/N: God, what, what? I haven’t even watched an episode but I’ve fallen headlong into the fandom via hilarious fanart about this dumb, sad anime cat boy and the total BOSS of a ladybug he’s in love with.
DO I HAVE TO LEARN FRENCH TO WATCH THIS OR WHAT? English dubs usually make me cringe for some reason, so I’d rather watch it in the original with subtitles…
I think what I like best about the LadyNoir ship (and variations thereof) is that it isn’t a question of will they or won’t they, it’s a question of WHEN WILL THEY GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER and HOW HILARIOUS WILL IT BE WHEN THEY FINALLY DO.
edit: now on ao3 as part of the series Spots and Bells (and Unnamed Tales) here!