There’s a smear of red something streaked across his right cheek and she can’t help but stare at it. She’s barely listening to him because she’s focusing so much on that damn smear. Is it ketchup? Is it paint? Is it blood? Oh, god is he a killer artist who eats messily? Has he been one the entire time she’s known him?
“… and so I told the Abominable Snowman, no problem you can borrow my hover car any time you want. Just don’t scratch it.” He finishes, and when her line of sight finally drags its way up his face to meet his she sees that he’s terribly amused by her inattention.
“Sorry,” she grins, and even though her mind protests, her body automatically tucks her left hand into her left sleeve, bringing it up to her mouth so she can moisten it a bit with her saliva. She then, entirely against her wishes, reaches across their little table for two, brings her damp sleeve up to that smear on his cheek, and rubs at it until it goes away.
The smile on his face has slackened into shock and she’s pretty sure now her face is red.
“Oh god, sorry,” She apologizes again because she just wiped her spit all over his face right after ignoring whatever he was saying.
He recovers briefly, perhaps bolstered by her blatant embarrassment, before blurting out, “I imagined the first time we swapped bodily fluids would be sexier,” And all his hard-won delight crumbles into matching embarrassment. He drops his face into his hands, his right hand twitching when it meets his cheek because it’s probably still damp from that impromptu cleaning.
Now both of them are blushing and she honestly can’t stop it, but she laughs; and soon after he starts laughing. Then it’s just the two of them caught in a helpless cycle of laughter, probably drawing the confused and irritated attention of everyone else in the cafe.
It takes ages for them to stop, and when they finally do she’s clutching her ribs because ow, and he’s actually wheezing a little.
The cafe is a little emptier, and she hopes it’s not their fault. The baristas both seem enthralled by the cake-pop display, so they can’t be too angry.
He smiles at her–and either he’s just a naturally happy person or she’s better at this dating thing than she thought because he hasn’t really stopped smiling this entire time. It’s a nice smile. She’s not going to deny that it’s part of the reason why she’s on this date: he’s got a handsome face with an attractive smile to match. But she likes how it’s a smile that’s there because of her.
“Is there something on my face?” She asks, setting it up.
“No, why?” He says, a little breathless.
“It’s just that… it’s not really swapping if it was just me,” She answers slyly, closing her eyes and tilting her face towards him. She gets one bright bark of laughter, which she had been aiming for, before something warm and a little rough touches her cheek. Her eyes fly open in time for her to see his face moving away.
They stare at each other, and she can see the moment when he thinks he’s overstepped his boundaries; his gaze becomes less dreamy and edges into panic. But before he can apologize, she grabs at his hand resting on the table.
There’s a loud racket as the cake-pop display crashes to the ground, but it’s not enough to stop them from grinning dopily at each other.
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A/N: I just wanted something ridiculously cute because I’m having a bad day. Also, yes, those baristas are terrible voyeurs. Not based on any real life baristas.