A/N: 3 of 8 in the Ode to 11010201 voicemail series! Also, I don’t know why I always end up with Disney Channel references. -_-
3 – R’s failed voicemails – 11 months
Hi, you’ve reached R Chacone the, uh–fuck.
Hi, you’ve reached R Chacone, the Chief Resource Officer of–wait, do I?–fuck.
Hi, you’ve reached R Chacone, the desk of me–shit.
Hi, you’ve reached the voice mail box–what? no, what? god, no–okay.
This is R Chacone and you’re… fucking watching Disney Channel or some–what the? what am I saying? God, okay.